but it's better if you do

im really just three cats in a leather jacket

[ruinedchildhood]

[natalieironside]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[blatantescapism]

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

[natalieironside]

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

[salacommander]

Atlas carries the sky, but point made

[natalieironside]

I carry your dad into the bedroom like a newlywed bride

[sippin-or-trippin]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Smoking the shit that made Google drive

[nico-robin-official]

Happy Labor Day!!!!!

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[ausgoth]

[ausgoth]

[pocketss]

remove brain

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[sloppystyle]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[bewbin]

this home gym aint big enough for the two of us varmint (Tiktok)