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I’m @sipsseawater on insta! | hufflepuff | cabin 3/7 | she/her | walking talkin meme | MINOR | ENFP | greek south african | feel free to repost with credits |

[rileyclaw]

I got lost in the mall yesterday and got this idea on an escalator

[it-was-a-bad-idea-fag]

Annabeth, setting down a card: Ace of spades Piper, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Percy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you Jason, trembling: What are we playing

[mistarover]

y'all pjo stannies still think the gods are white when apollo literally said that he could look like a bts member if he wanted to. they don't have dna keep QUIET

[flanphibia]

annabeth chase sucks at math

no i will not elaborate

[theceladoncrayon]

Ok but imagine if Nico and Will fight and this happens:

Will: Go to hell!

Nico: FINE

Nico: *goes to hell, doesn’t come back for a week

Will: …I’m so done

[daughterofathenacarli]

Riordanverse characters as things my friends, family, and I have said:

Grover: I love all animals!! They’re so cute!! 🥺💗🥰

Annabeth: did you know humans are technically animals?

Grover: I love most animals then

[percys-tits]

Jason: Nice ass. Sorry about the mental illness

Percy: Thank you king <3

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Leo: Did you see me out there? I was on fire!

Jason, stressed: I know, Leo, I had to use the fire extinguisher so I could spray you down.

[sipsseawater]

apollo: *becomes a god again*

apollo: meg hit it!

meg: *presses play*

speakers: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA~~

apollo: *sparkling and strutting in 6-inch stilettos* SEE ID HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD IF I WAS WEALTHY GIRL

[charlie-the-human]

(Leo being buried alive)

Murderer: *breathing heavily* how are you eating the dirt so fast?

[mallorykeen]

Aphrodite: Sometimes I feel like I failed as a mother

Piper: Sometimes??

[verqsian]

pipabeth but theyre dying their hair together impulsively at 3 am and taking those bad grainy quality mirror selfies with the worst lighting

[perachel-heretic]

Ok so when are we going to talk about the fact that Percy's bi awakenings were actually Prince Eric and that hot fish from finding nemo

[sipsseawater]

imagine if camp half blood was british… jesus the Aphrodite kids are just chavs and roadmen-

“what yew lookin at bruv?!”

“yew aint got a fag innit?” (IM TALKING ABOUT THE CIGARETTE JUST BTW)

“ew yew stink wes mah victoria secret that i knicked from superdrug?”

[sipsseawater]

will: please nico im begging you go to a doctor!

nico: is this OUR stab wound? NO STAY OUT OF IT

[sipsseawater]

nico: hey look at this old photo of us! we look so happy!

annabeth: where’s percy??

nico: thats why we are happy. he isn’t there

[sipsseawater]

NO because the hermes cabin write crack fanfics like “THE FANFIC WHERE SHREK IS A KINGSMAN AND TRUMP IS HIS BODY GUARD AND MEGAMIND IS A MAFIA BOSS WHO MAKES SHREK RESCUE HIS BESTIE CORY IN THE HOUSE WHO IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE OOMPA LOOMPAS” just to aggravate the athena and apollo kids who read fanfics with their crap literature skills