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Harry: To have parents.
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Ron: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Harry: To have parents.
Percy: Will you be my girlfriend?
Annabeth: [kisses Percy]
Percy: Yes or no?
Percy: The twins could turn a Sunday picnic into an international incident.
Nico: [dragging Will with him by the arm]
Will: Wait, stop. Where are we going?
Nico: I would like to get fucked by something other than my life, for once. If you don't mind?
Ginny: What kind of name is Hermione anyway?
Hermione: You mean compared to Ginevra?
I feel like my life has just been one long episode of "I shouldn't be alive".
Percy Jackson.
Remus, to Sirius: I will suck your dick if you finish your part of the group project.
Annabeth: Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Thalia: Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Seamus: Girls will be like "If I was a geographical feature I would be a selenite cave" and you're just supposed to be able to figure out what that means.
Lavender: What's not clicking?
Reyna: I was just having a bad day.
Frank: You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space.
Reyna: A very bad day.
Lavender: I don't gossip.
Lavender: Okay, maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and I pass that information on…
Lavender: You know, kind of like a public service.
Percy: What do you want to do this weekend?
Annabeth: Hmm... something besides sitting in your room watching movies and eating popcorn?
Percy: Ah, yes, we do need a change.
Percy: Wait, I got it! What if we switched to jelly beans?
Annabeth: Alright!
Sirius: Have you seen my underwear?
Remus: No…
Sirius: Do you want to?
Harry: Oh, I talked to Hermione today, and apparently, she and Viktor might break up.
Fred: Oh, how awful!
George: Fred, you're smiling.
Fred: Am I? Hmm.
Pansy: The only person more self-centered than me is Draco.
Pansy: He's so self-centered he doesn't even know how self-centered I am.
Leo: Viva La Vida defined 2008 I don't remember anything else and I refuse to.
Annabeth: There was a financial crisis.
Leo: Sorry bro can't hear you I think St. Peter is calling my name.
Clarisse: I consider myself a good person.
Clarisse: But I'm gonna try to make him cry.