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pipabeth whisperer

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[gaymolegaming]

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

[diosapate]

this email could have been a threesome

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[escuerzoresucitado]

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[friendsinsolitude]

Sometimes a behaviour to ground you after burying a body sticks around.

[caessarts]

you were the best of us, killed by the worst of us,

and don’t worry—we will get our revenge.

[alisa-aydin]

HE ESCAPED

[themuffdivingrodent]

using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

[sillythekit]

[triangular-doggo]

using the german bus traffic lights for kink. yes please.

"Ahh!"

"what? you're... recognizing a bus???"

[bewbin]

guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[spider-shoes]

are we even trying to make posts anymore

[rorynni]

thinking about the vbs sleepover after rad blast when ken made the boys sleep downstairs as if an has any interest in those two whatsoever

[rorynni]

he’s so funny

[reaganroo]

mwa ha ha i chuckle evilly with another suspiciously pjo musical au shape in my hand

[gyrovagi]

there really is something about relationships between two people that are simultaneously relationships between three people (or more). you can interpret that however you want. secret identity love squares. two people but one of them is haunted by another person. two people but both of them are haunted by the same person. someone is possessed. literally just a throuple. when there's just two people in the room but they always carry someone else along with them. Something about it.

[noah-wyles]