the-bird-gender

an autistic nonbinary blog that serves as a list to explain my gender

[jumpscart]

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contradict each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[sir-birdimus]

Reblogging after hanging out with a friend I haven't seen since July, on Feb 17 at 4pm...

[sandersstudies]

I think a fun way to have he/she pronouns would be by helping other avoid the ambiguous antecedent problem and taking on the pronouns that are less represented in the current group.

[sandersstudies]

Neopronouns? More like Nemopronouns am I right

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[changelingcoded]

how are we feeling today

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if there was someone using they/them pronouns and every time someone asks them why they do that, like isn't that a plural, they just look at the asker with the most deadpan expression and say "my parents were really poor when I was growing up. They couldn't afford to get us all our own pronouns so me and my siblings all had to share."

[marisatomay]

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

[industrations]

Fav lil siblings 💙🖤

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[thistelltaleheart]

I, personally, have been won over. Best in show, Mr. Peacock. 14/10

[frothlad]

That is a hell of a fantastic color morph. Wow.

[vaspider]

@elodieunderglass 4 u

[c0rpse-bl00m]

[ankarnaofjustice]

spot the difference

[thezabajabajungle]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[sepiamestus]

Sucks that 'womanizer' is a word used to refer to misogynistic men cause it sounds like what Dr Doofenshmirtz would call estrogen shots

[sepiamestus]

Okay then put the work in

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[forafi1m]

save me, sapphic ships where one character is played by katie mcgrath

[annoyingbird22]

the epitome of the female gender, to me

[koffeinkaos]

I love that Arthur and Merlin are part of this huge prophecy. They are two halves of a whole, two sides of the same coin.

And then there is Gwaine who somehow managed to wiggle himself into this elite circle in the sluttiest way possible and rebranded them as strength, magic and courage

[hansoeii]

Mel Medarda