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@sir-caustic
I am just completely dissatisfied with all aspects of my life outside of my relationship with my fiance. My finances are shit. Friendship is a memory. I feel nothing but dread when I think about going to work. Family feel more like furniture, in that yes they are there, but interactions are meaningless. I feel no real joy or excitement in anything I do. I need a change, and I need it now.
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Head North- Jakeās Apartment (x)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and youāre all invitedĀ
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great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars
If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
okay but can we talk about danās reaction when a marriage proposal happened during the game grumps panel
ā” Ā follow for more soft grump aesthetic ā”
has this been done
The navy should actively recruit people who cannot swim because they will be much more dedicated to defending a ship
go on anon and psychoanalyse me and make me cry
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The people in the apartment below me are playing āNever Have I Everā and Iām smoking on my porch creeping on their game
Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasnāt intentional! I didnāt know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink
Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest
(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)
Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: Iām being singled out I hate you all
Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew itās before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you wonāt even watch porn with meā¦
(the family is disintegrating)
Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Everā¦.
[People saying ācheersā]
(stop fighting guys youāre tearing this family apartā¦..)
Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.
(Donāt let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)
#TeamEster #BananaSplits
Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink
Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking
Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 ITāS NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew
#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon
Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.
#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster
This is spectacular.
Watching game grumps panels is equally fun and inspiring as it is deflating. Here I am, doing one of the things I've always wanted to do and feeling kinda disappointed by it while these guys are able to make a living spending time with their friends, having fun, and performing. Its amazing and I'm jealous.
reblog and tag yourself
me: why don't i have any friends?
me: *prefers own company*
me: *lies to get out of social situations*
me: *cancels social plans to spend time alone*
me: *hates leaving the house*
me: *feels anxious when people come over for a visit*
me: hmm
[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS
