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loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

TADC SPOILERS

I can’t believe they threw it back, crazy style

#tadc #the amazing digital circus

eebie

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

deadelated

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

cuppydogshane

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

the-disemvoweler

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

consonant-remover

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

cuppydogshane

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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Right.

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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

alexiaroselikethewine

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

kittygirltitty

rock & roll

alexiaroselikethewine

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

irishshauna

marmotini-of-the-world-unite

Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.

fighterkimburgess

I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta Mór (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldn’t afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.

Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. It’s led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and we’ll help back.

The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. We’re still a million less on this island than pre famine. And it’s not that long ago. My grandmother’s grandparents lived through it. We’ve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but it’s because there’s that cultural memory of not being able to.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.

saltedweather

This is why I get so angry when people say “it was the potato famine, it was because of monoculture/microbes.”

Nope. The potatoes were the only thing Irish people were allowed to fucking eat, because as pointed out, the rest of the crops they were growing were for their landlords to ship to England. So when the one “worthless” crop they were allowed to eat rotted in the field, the English crown, empire, landlords, all shrugged and carried on. People starved to death lying next to productive fields.

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

gif87a-com

zukosgay

is germany okay

soloontherocks

oh scheiße

unscharf-an-den-raendern

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

not-a-slayer-of-dragons

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

i-dont-crow

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

babtest

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

official-german-puns

It’s his daily commute.

thatswhywelovegermany

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

ninatastic

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

pluto-rain-her

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

hallownest-archive-deactivated2

fallout-lou-begas

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

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