Gallantry rides!

Pronouns are whatevs. I'm still thinking. I can talk forever on knights, be it history, literature, games, or roleplay. 18+ if'n you want to interact.

[catboybiologist]

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

[catboybiologist]

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[findthelosthero]

Not to traumadump or anything but AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AUUYGHHHH!!! AUUAAGGHH,H,GHJJBSVH,,,GGHH.

AAAAH!!UAUGH.

AAAAH!

AUAUGG!!!!! GHRHGHKDKGNHAVDN

Anywyas everything is fiiiineee kicks my feet bats my eyelashes innocently

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Guys!!!! I got invited on a paleontological dig!!!!!! Because I contribute!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I think this makes me an amateur paleontologist when paired with my knowledge and fossil collection?!?!?!. Not a good one, but one none the less!!!!!

[lionofchaeronea]

Hellelil and Hildebrand (The Meeting on the Turret Stairs), Frederic William Burton, 1864

[squareic]

it does say something about the state of the queer community that no one really talks about or cares that since 1991 T has been a class III controlled substance in the united states. for decades now trans men and mascs have had our names tracked and traced if we were legally prescribed T. since before some of you were even born, the american govt has had a list of us.

you need to care about the trans men and mascs who have been on these lists for almost 30 years now. you need to care about more than the threat or concept of trans women and femmes being put on a list, because your brothers are already there.

[orionnco]

If you see a community of people missing from a chunk of history (Queer/trans/religious ect) and your immediate thought is "oh they didnt exist then" instead of "oh shit these people had a bunch of their history erased" you have fallen for genocidal propaganda.

[trueknights]

Knighthoods evolution from a class that was somewhat attainable by the common man to something that was only granted by Kings and Queens, and became less of a military position and more of a part of the noble class has always interested me.

The early middle ages was truly such a fluid time that saw the blurring of social mobility, class, and power.

It's almost sad to see that by the late middle ages, the classes became so much more rigid and mobility was very much dependent on what class you were born into.

Knighthood was no longer as easily attainable.

[myswordsbigger]

Lift up my visor and see nothing underneath. Just the armour this time actually.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Est Florane

[fieldlands]

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

[swimmingblue]

someone who's confused but who's got the spirit has the best thing, which is respect. the other stuff is secondary. I'd take someone who's messing up but doing their best to treat me respectfully any day over someone who's using the right words to do me wrong.

[feathered-royal]

Maid, bring me the tonic that helps my ailing head.

...

What the fuck do you mean it's just water

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

knight with an injury hidden away under his cloak. knight so delirious on adrenaline he can’t even feel it until he feels the darkness pricking at the edges of his vision, the air biting at his lungs. knight throwing his head back to laugh and stumbling into the snow, shoving off the concerned hands of his comrades. knight who can’t even remember what’s wrong until he’s on the floor. knight who’s still laughing when he falls.

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[bafahy]

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

Fun fact: there are exactly 3 people I went to high school with who know that I’m the Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl.

[nk217]