Satan's Housewife

32|Perpetually Uninterested| part time hoe| full time comedian with daddy issues| chronically ill | Asks always open 🖤DMs only for mutuals🖤

[prince-w-1000-enemies]

Get together with friends.

[hurricanenoelle]

[ayellowbirds]

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

[tharook]

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

[keeper-of-the-flames]

I love finding posts from 2012 cause I think that’s the year I joined this site.

[tomboy014]

[my-myserenity]

"I don't think it'll fit"

"probably not, but I'll make it"

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[chiefwang]

[pmamtraveller]

This is a rare antique figural fish etui (sewing kit), dating back to the 1870s.

[sir3nslut]

Okay

If MySpace really does come back, it is the only website I will support checking IDs

Not in a censorship way, but in a "bouncer checking your ID at the club" way

Too young? Nope

Too old? Nope

The children and boomers have ruined the internet and Im tired of pretending they haven't.

Let me publicly rank my friends with a Hawthorn Heights song on autoplay in the background in peace 😭😭😭

[winter-pear]

man who is so kind and gentle to you fucking you so mean is truly concept ever i never get over it

[live4evil]

[undisclosed-desires-4]

:)(:

[visivice-archive]

yesss my lilies-of-the-valley are in full bloom

[chewupmyheart]

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[skopostheorie]

[saturnity-deactivated20181002]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[86064-deactivated20260513]

sex is cool, but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]