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Jules of Nature
if i look back, i am lost
wallacepolsom
AnasAbdin
Keni
Today's Document
@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Love Begins
Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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titsay
styofa doing anything
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@sirgailplatt
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
Encanto headcanon:
Augustine: 'Alma, it would make me the happiest man in the world if you would give me your blessing.'
Alma: 'Bruno! I need you to look into the future and see if it Augustine will be a good match for our Julietta.'
Bruno: Has vision
Bruno: 'There is like a 83% chance this man will die in a piano playing accident if he does not marry Julietta...'
Randomly thought of Five Finger death punch for the first time in months yesterday, just a thought, guess what was in my YouTube recommends today.
Ain't no party like an introvert party cause an introvert party don't... No, I'm going home; I'm tired, I miss my bed.
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.
TIL that forks have historically been considered an affront to God and unmanly. Furthermore, Americans and Europeans use them differently, something that revealed several spies during the wars. Thus if you wish to truly serve your country and destroy others for oil money, start stabbing your food or eat with your hands!
Edit: this lead to a pun war with my dad, which I won, with the fatal "at least that pun tried-entertaining me" thus I now possess our family pun amulet
Reminder to self, if ever you get a headache, are irritable, not thinking straight or feel like crap, drink water, chances are you dehydrated. Dumbass
Werewolf? I'll do one better, whowolf? No I'll do you one better, whywolf!
Worlds Fastest Indian
(on my travels)
The Motorcycle, Design, Art, Desire
Gallery of Modern Art, Queensland
Man, it'd be so easy for me to climb to the top of a mountain and offer passers by their deepest desires if they can beat me at a game of chess, if they lose however... Idk I don't have any use for their souls, but I'll take their wallets.
woof
Ninjas are traditionally depicted in black because in Japanese theatre a character covered in black was meant to represent something hidden or unseen. Truth is they 'probably' wore blue. However with the advent of television as a replacement for theatre as the main way to consume pop culture I propose a new image for ninjas be created.
TIL: After Octavian's victory against Mark Antony he bought a bird at an insane price (=10 years wages) that had been trained to say 'Hail Caesar, victor imperator!' He subsequently found out that the business partner of the man who had sold him the bird had a similar bird, trained to say 'Hail Antony victor imperator!' and that the two had agreed to split the money, however, the man who trained the Octavian hailing bird ran away with the money, for which Octavian, because he respected the hustle threatened the guys life unless he paid his business partner. So if you thought the Romans did everything full throttle before... Well, all I'll say is the story doesn't end there....
Plato: A man is featherless biped
Everyone: oh wow, that guy is a genius!
Diogenes, the Cynic: BEHOLD
A MAN
It's dark at 5 o'clock, how do people like winter?! Humanity has come too far North!
Man, drinking makes you realise there's no way actors are sober when playing a great role! Live on my theatre kids!!!!
