sirius

[sirius-o-black]

hey all, i'm sirius

padfoot to close friends, any pronouns are fine i'm a proud griffindor (aka the best house!!) some things i love are muggle music (especially bowie), pranks (especially on slytherins), quidditch, generally causing trouble, being a disappointment to my family name, etc

[dragon-in-a-dress]

~LILY~

OOC: this is a rp blog for Lily Evans. if you don't like it, leave. my main blog is @siriuslyobsessed394. <3

hey yall its lily! (she/her) <3

i'm bisexual. i'm a minor, don't be weird, i'm a gryffindor. i'm a muggleborn and freaking proud. I'm a feminist. I'm excellent at charms and potions. I have little tolerance for stupidity.

i show love via nicknames- if I call you by your legally given first name, I probably don't know you or i don't like you. (unless your name is really short)

i dont play quidditch but i am an excellent commentator, second only to remus <3

~HOBBIES~

creative writing, reading, charms, potions, poetry, sarcasm, bitchcraft <3

i love my friends, if you're nice, you can be one of them <3.

people i know:

@macdonalds-employee - mary - infinite supply of confidence and a bigger than infinite sense of style, bestie, super sweet <3

@bellatrix-carina-black - bella - bestie, murderous queen, love her.

@dorcaaas - marls's gf, ev's friend, shes awesome, love her

@my-fathers-worst-creation - barty - complete idiot, but also somehow a genius at the same time?? he’s rlly nice when u get to know him though.

@prongsyp0tter - potter - literally the definition of idiot if you look it up in a dictionary. hes kinda sweet though.

@marleneee-mckinnon - marls - lesbian rockstar quidditch bestie love her sm <333

@sirius-o-black - siri - also an idiot. drama queen. honestly the bane of my existence. i despise his guts. (love u bro)

@narcissa-cissy-black - narcissa - sirius's cousin. she's pretty cool ig. i dont rlly know her tho.

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr - remus - he's awesome, actually has braincells, but terrible choice in friends (other than me ofc <3).

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon - dora - sweetest creature on the face of the earth, master of chaos, love her sm <3

@evan-a-rosier - evan - dora's brother, a little crazy, excellent sense of humor, annoying slytherin. mixed feelings.

@seer-sybi-trelawney - sybil - honestly a sweetheart, has strange visions and a little quirky but we love her <3

[sirius-o-black]

i despise your guts too lily <3 (also i am most certainly NOT an idiot, i don't have any idea what you're talking about)

[dragon-in-a-dress]

*gags at the sight of you* <3 (oh so you mean you didnt get detention literally every day for the past two weeks because you and james intentionally made your potions explode)

[sirius-o-black]

ah yes, but it was all for the greater good of the prank, you see that was actually a grand success because our potions exploded onto the slytherins. detention was a small price to pay

[dragon-in-a-dress]

...

like i said: idiot.

(love u tho)

[sirius-o-black]

[long suffering sigh] it's alright, lily, i wouldn't expect you to understand the unique type of genius it takes to pull off all of the pranks that me and james do

(love you too)

[dragon-in-a-dress]

[long suffering sigh] and I suppose I wouldn't expect you to possess the three-to-four braincells it would take to get decent grades and stay out of detention for more than a day.

(<3)

[sirius-o-black]

well, not all of us can be annoyingly perfect, now can we evans? (<3)

and i resent your implication about my lack of braincells. i think if you combine me and james' we at least make it into the double digits

[dragon-in-a-dress]

~LILY~

OOC: this is a rp blog for Lily Evans. if you don't like it, leave. my main blog is @siriuslyobsessed394. <3

hey yall its lily! (she/her) <3

i'm bisexual. i'm a minor, don't be weird, i'm a gryffindor. i'm a muggleborn and freaking proud. I'm a feminist. I'm excellent at charms and potions. I have little tolerance for stupidity.

i show love via nicknames- if I call you by your legally given first name, I probably don't know you or i don't like you. (unless your name is really short)

i dont play quidditch but i am an excellent commentator, second only to remus <3

~HOBBIES~

creative writing, reading, charms, potions, poetry, sarcasm, bitchcraft <3

i love my friends, if you're nice, you can be one of them <3.

people i know:

@macdonalds-employee - mary - infinite supply of confidence and a bigger than infinite sense of style, bestie, super sweet <3

@bellatrix-carina-black - bella - bestie, murderous queen, love her.

@dorcaaas - marls's gf, ev's friend, shes awesome, love her

@my-fathers-worst-creation - barty - complete idiot, but also somehow a genius at the same time?? he’s rlly nice when u get to know him though.

@prongsyp0tter - potter - literally the definition of idiot if you look it up in a dictionary. hes kinda sweet though.

@marleneee-mckinnon - marls - lesbian rockstar quidditch bestie love her sm <333

@sirius-o-black - siri - also an idiot. drama queen. honestly the bane of my existence. i despise his guts. (love u bro)

@narcissa-cissy-black - narcissa - sirius's cousin. she's pretty cool ig. i dont rlly know her tho.

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr - remus - he's awesome, actually has braincells, but terrible choice in friends (other than me ofc <3).

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon - dora - sweetest creature on the face of the earth, master of chaos, love her sm <3

@evan-a-rosier - evan - dora's brother, a little crazy, excellent sense of humor, annoying slytherin. mixed feelings.

@seer-sybi-trelawney - sybil - honestly a sweetheart, has strange visions and a little quirky but we love her <3

[sirius-o-black]

i despise your guts too lily <3 (also i am most certainly NOT an idiot, i don't have any idea what you're talking about)

[dragon-in-a-dress]

*gags at the sight of you* <3 (oh so you mean you didnt get detention literally every day for the past two weeks because you and james intentionally made your potions explode)

[sirius-o-black]

ah yes, but it was all for the greater good of the prank, you see that was actually a grand success because our potions exploded onto the slytherins. detention was a small price to pay

[dragon-in-a-dress]

...

like i said: idiot.

(love u tho)

[sirius-o-black]

[long suffering sigh] it's alright, lily, i wouldn't expect you to understand the unique type of genius it takes to pull off all of the pranks that me and james do

(love you too)

[dragon-in-a-dress]

~LILY~

OOC: this is a rp blog for Lily Evans. if you don't like it, leave. my main blog is @siriuslyobsessed394. <3

hey yall its lily! (she/her) <3

i'm bisexual. i'm a minor, don't be weird, i'm a gryffindor. i'm a muggleborn and freaking proud. I'm a feminist. I'm excellent at charms and potions. I have little tolerance for stupidity.

i show love via nicknames- if I call you by your legally given first name, I probably don't know you or i don't like you. (unless your name is really short)

i dont play quidditch but i am an excellent commentator, second only to remus <3

~HOBBIES~

creative writing, reading, charms, potions, poetry, sarcasm, bitchcraft <3

i love my friends, if you're nice, you can be one of them <3.

people i know:

@macdonalds-employee - mary - infinite supply of confidence and a bigger than infinite sense of style, bestie, super sweet <3

@bellatrix-carina-black - bella - bestie, murderous queen, love her.

@dorcaaas - marls's gf, ev's friend, shes awesome, love her

@my-fathers-worst-creation - barty - complete idiot, but also somehow a genius at the same time?? he’s rlly nice when u get to know him though.

@prongsyp0tter - potter - literally the definition of idiot if you look it up in a dictionary. hes kinda sweet though.

@marleneee-mckinnon - marls - lesbian rockstar quidditch bestie love her sm <333

@sirius-o-black - siri - also an idiot. drama queen. honestly the bane of my existence. i despise his guts. (love u bro)

@narcissa-cissy-black - narcissa - sirius's cousin. she's pretty cool ig. i dont rlly know her tho.

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr - remus - he's awesome, actually has braincells, but terrible choice in friends (other than me ofc <3).

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon - dora - sweetest creature on the face of the earth, master of chaos, love her sm <3

@evan-a-rosier - evan - dora's brother, a little crazy, excellent sense of humor, annoying slytherin. mixed feelings.

@seer-sybi-trelawney - sybil - honestly a sweetheart, has strange visions and a little quirky but we love her <3

[sirius-o-black]

i despise your guts too lily <3 (also i am most certainly NOT an idiot, i don't have any idea what you're talking about)

[dragon-in-a-dress]

*gags at the sight of you* <3 (oh so you mean you didnt get detention literally every day for the past two weeks because you and james intentionally made your potions explode)

[sirius-o-black]

ah yes, but it was all for the greater good of the prank, you see that was actually a grand success because our potions exploded onto the slytherins. detention was a small price to pay

[dragon-in-a-dress]

~LILY~

OOC: this is a rp blog for Lily Evans. if you don't like it, leave. my main blog is @siriuslyobsessed394. <3

hey yall its lily! (she/her) <3

i'm bisexual. i'm a minor, don't be weird, i'm a gryffindor. i'm a muggleborn and freaking proud. I'm a feminist. I'm excellent at charms and potions. I have little tolerance for stupidity.

i show love via nicknames- if I call you by your legally given first name, I probably don't know you or i don't like you. (unless your name is really short)

i dont play quidditch but i am an excellent commentator, second only to remus <3

~HOBBIES~

creative writing, reading, charms, potions, poetry, sarcasm, bitchcraft <3

i love my friends, if you're nice, you can be one of them <3.

people i know:

@macdonalds-employee - mary - infinite supply of confidence and a bigger than infinite sense of style, bestie, super sweet <3

@bellatrix-carina-black - bella - bestie, murderous queen, love her.

@dorcaaas - marls's gf, ev's friend, shes awesome, love her

@my-fathers-worst-creation - barty - complete idiot, but also somehow a genius at the same time?? he’s rlly nice when u get to know him though.

@prongsyp0tter - potter - literally the definition of idiot if you look it up in a dictionary. hes kinda sweet though.

@marleneee-mckinnon - marls - lesbian rockstar quidditch bestie love her sm <333

@sirius-o-black - siri - also an idiot. drama queen. honestly the bane of my existence. i despise his guts. (love u bro)

@narcissa-cissy-black - narcissa - sirius's cousin. she's pretty cool ig. i dont rlly know her tho.

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr - remus - he's awesome, actually has braincells, but terrible choice in friends (other than me ofc <3).

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon - dora - sweetest creature on the face of the earth, master of chaos, love her sm <3

@evan-a-rosier - evan - dora's brother, a little crazy, excellent sense of humor, annoying slytherin. mixed feelings.

@seer-sybi-trelawney - sybil - honestly a sweetheart, has strange visions and a little quirky but we love her <3

[sirius-o-black]

i despise your guts too lily <3 (also i am most certainly NOT an idiot, i don't have any idea what you're talking about)

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

[evan-a-rosier]

this is how it all started, huh.

@sirius-o-black @heir-to-the-house-of-black @the-officalbartycrouch-jr @the-official-padfoot @my-fathers-worst-creation

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Shrugs "That and smoking. We both like that."

@sirius-o-black

[sirius-o-black]

yeah, smoking and similar repressed feelings were the main points of connection. i think plotting to piss off our parents probably also helped.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Yo, do you think if I go home for break, sneak out and get beat up in a bar or alley, then go home and get in a fight with my dad, and call the cops while I'm still bruised up, there's a chance I can get my dad arrested for child abuse, since I look like fucking shit?

(@evan-a-rosier @dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsyp0tter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee)

[sirius-o-black]

honestly doesn't sound like a terrible idea, maybe i should try that with my mother

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

If you help me get my dad in trouble, I'll help you get your mom in trouble.

You know, there's a 28 family gala next break. Publicly humiliate both?

[sirius-o-black]

YES, i say we do it.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Sweet. What's some shit your mom hates?

[sirius-o-black]

everything about me lmao. but like, non-purebloods/blood traitors, obviously, anything she sees as 'improper'... idk honestly it's ridiculously easy to piss her off we shouldn't have much trouble

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

What would make her automatically lash out in public, rather waiting to scold you in private?

[sirius-o-black]

i feel like if i said something she really disapproved of to the group at large she'd feel the need to save face/show she didn't agree with that and probably scold me in front of everyone at least a little before getting on me for it in private

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Oh- what about you go tell one of those house elves to go on a break when they're supposed to be serving at the party? Isn't your family super big on working those things until they drop dead? Y'know with that wall that stands proudly in the foyer.

It's minor enough that it wouldn't be horrid and kick out worthy; like something regarding being gay, or Mudbloods, or something. But you'd still get looks and a scolding. I remember I told Mr. Nott one time, that I thought they should retire at a certain age, and he called me the, "woke mind virus." So it should invoke a little chaos.

[sirius-o-black]

yeah that's actually a good idea

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Yo, do you think if I go home for break, sneak out and get beat up in a bar or alley, then go home and get in a fight with my dad, and call the cops while I'm still bruised up, there's a chance I can get my dad arrested for child abuse, since I look like fucking shit?

(@evan-a-rosier @dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsyp0tter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee)

[sirius-o-black]

honestly doesn't sound like a terrible idea, maybe i should try that with my mother

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

If you help me get my dad in trouble, I'll help you get your mom in trouble.

You know, there's a 28 family gala next break. Publicly humiliate both?

[sirius-o-black]

YES, i say we do it.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Sweet. What's some shit your mom hates?

[sirius-o-black]

everything about me lmao. but like, non-purebloods/blood traitors, obviously, anything she sees as 'improper'... idk honestly it's ridiculously easy to piss her off we shouldn't have much trouble

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

What would make her automatically lash out in public, rather waiting to scold you in private?

[sirius-o-black]

i feel like if i said something she really disapproved of to the group at large she'd feel the need to save face/show she didn't agree with that and probably scold me in front of everyone at least a little before getting on me for it in private

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Yo, do you think if I go home for break, sneak out and get beat up in a bar or alley, then go home and get in a fight with my dad, and call the cops while I'm still bruised up, there's a chance I can get my dad arrested for child abuse, since I look like fucking shit?

(@evan-a-rosier @dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsyp0tter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee)

[sirius-o-black]

honestly doesn't sound like a terrible idea, maybe i should try that with my mother

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

If you help me get my dad in trouble, I'll help you get your mom in trouble.

You know, there's a 28 family gala next break. Publicly humiliate both?

[sirius-o-black]

YES, i say we do it.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Sweet. What's some shit your mom hates?

[sirius-o-black]

everything about me lmao. but like, non-purebloods/blood traitors, obviously, anything she sees as 'improper'... idk honestly it's ridiculously easy to piss her off we shouldn't have much trouble

[macdonalds-employee]

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺ Mary ⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

Your local Macdonald employee

-˚♡˚-

House: Gryffindor... Where the parties are

Status: Muggleborn, I will hex you if call me Mudblood

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: She/Her

-˚♡˚-

Party lover

Low social battery, don't ask me why

Will do your hair

Sirius steals my eyeliner everyday

Heart stealer

-˚♡˚-

People I know and or love:

Lily Evans - N/A

Marlene Mckinnon - @marleneee-mckinnon

James Potter - @prongsyp0tter

Sirius Black - @sirius-o-black

Remus Lupin - N/A

Peter Pettigrew - N/A

Pandora Rosier - @darlingyoushinelikethemoon

Dorcas Meadowes - @dorcaaas

Regulus Black - N/A

Evan Rosier - @evan-a-rosier

Barty Crouch Jr - @my-fathers-worst-creation

Bellatrix Black - @bellatrix-carina-black

[sirius-o-black]

[affronted] WHAT? i would never steal your eyeliner! [actively wearing eyeliner that is in fact yours]

[macdonalds-employee]

With all that money you have in your family you could use it to get your own.

[sirius-o-black]

honestly that's a fair point. i'd love to see my mother's face when she realizes i'm using her money to buy myself eyeliner though, she just loooves going on tirades about how proper sons don't wear makeup or whatever and i shouldn't disgrace the family name and all that bullshit

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Yo, do you think if I go home for break, sneak out and get beat up in a bar or alley, then go home and get in a fight with my dad, and call the cops while I'm still bruised up, there's a chance I can get my dad arrested for child abuse, since I look like fucking shit?

(@evan-a-rosier @dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsyp0tter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee)

[sirius-o-black]

honestly doesn't sound like a terrible idea, maybe i should try that with my mother

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

If you help me get my dad in trouble, I'll help you get your mom in trouble.

You know, there's a 28 family gala next break. Publicly humiliate both?

[sirius-o-black]

YES, i say we do it.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Yo, do you think if I go home for break, sneak out and get beat up in a bar or alley, then go home and get in a fight with my dad, and call the cops while I'm still bruised up, there's a chance I can get my dad arrested for child abuse, since I look like fucking shit?

(@evan-a-rosier @dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsyp0tter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee)

[sirius-o-black]

honestly doesn't sound like a terrible idea, maybe i should try that with my mother

[macdonalds-employee]

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺ Mary ⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

Your local Macdonald employee

-˚♡˚-

House: Gryffindor... Where the parties are

Status: Muggleborn, I will hex you if call me Mudblood

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: She/Her

-˚♡˚-

Party lover

Low social battery, don't ask me why

Will do your hair

Sirius steals my eyeliner everyday

Heart stealer

-˚♡˚-

People I know and or love:

Lily Evans - N/A

Marlene Mckinnon - @marleneee-mckinnon

James Potter - @prongsyp0tter

Sirius Black - @sirius-o-black

Remus Lupin - N/A

Peter Pettigrew - N/A

Pandora Rosier - @darlingyoushinelikethemoon

Dorcas Meadowes - @dorcaaas

Regulus Black - N/A

Evan Rosier - @evan-a-rosier

Barty Crouch Jr - @my-fathers-worst-creation

Bellatrix Black - @bellatrix-carina-black

[sirius-o-black]

[affronted] WHAT? i would never steal your eyeliner! [actively wearing eyeliner that is in fact yours]