Siriusblacksluv

[teaformoony]

regulus: i gave sirius a ‘get better soon’ card

james: i didn’t know he was sick

regulus: he’s not

regulus: i just thought he could do better

[teaformoony]

james: *talking to a first year* we don’t use bad words here

remus: *in the distance* FUCK

[moonyspride]

remus: i don’t think i can do this anymore

sirius: so you want to stop?

remus: yeah.

sirius, tears filling his eyes: oh okay. well if you don’t want me anymore. i guess we can stop. i suppose i suspected this.

remus: what. siri-

sirius, now sobbing: no it’s okay. everyone gets sick of me sooner or later.

remus: sirius that’s not-

sirius: it’s okay remus. you can live a life without me where you’re happy and, and, and. and you can fall in love with someone who treats you better. i know i didn’t and i’m sorry for that. i do love you though. wait do you want me to stop saying that now? is it too much.

remus: sirius will you shut up. that’s not what i meant.

sirius, confused: then what did you mean?

remus: i meant i don’t think i can keep carrying you marriage style up to the dorm room every night.

sirius: WELL YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT MOONY.

remus: i was trying!

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

James: *eating a cinnamon roll*

The whole marauders fandom: cannibalism.

James: *confused chewing noises*

[siriusblacksluv]

Remus: Is that Vodka?

Sirius: Yeah.

Remus: Straight?

Sirius: No, gay.

Remus: The Vodka not you!

[siriusblacksluv]

Sirius: So you‘ll go out with me then?

Remus: Hang on, I have to make sure my friends like you.

Sirius: But… your friends are my friends?

Peter: He‘s all right. I think you‘d make a cute couple.

Sirius: Uh… thanks?

Lily: Well, he can be a bit over dramatic.

Sirius: Excuse you, Lily, I am the perfect level of-

James: You could du better, Remu.

Sirius: JAMES?!??!

[siriusblacksluv]

James: Quick, you‘re losing a lot of blood! What‘s your type?

Sirius, bleeding out: Tall, curly brown hair, amber eyes, likes Books, sarcastic-

James: BLOOD TYPE,YOU COMPLETE PRAT!

Sirius: Oh.

Sirius: *looks down*

Sirius: Red.

[mrthisisnotme-deactivated202411]

Sirius: prongs who was your pansexual awakening? You never told me):

James: *nervously* uh- oh mm... I.. can't remember?

Sirius: wha-? You'd never acted like this before, now im scared, who was it?

Remus *trying to not laugh*: yeah James, who was it?

James: *horrified* you wanna die?

Sirius: James. Tell me. It can't be that bad

James: okay, but give me a 5 seconds advantage so i can run, please?

Sirius: okay?

James: it was Remus. Don't hate me please. I beg you.

Sirius: WHAT?

Remus *dying of laughter *

Pete: oh yeah, they even kissed once, he was James first kiss

James: PETE NOT THE TIME.

Sirius: HE WAS WHAT-??

James: hear me out, it was just to taste if I liked men okay?

Remus *laughing even harder*

Sirius: Run.

[siriusblacksluv]

James: Rules were made to be broken, Moony.

Remus: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn‘t even makes sense.

Sirius: Piñatas.

Lily: Glowsticks.

Sirius and Lily: *High Five*

[siriusblacksluv]

Sirius: Do you think friends celebrate Valentine‘s day?

Remus: A bit unusual

James: It‘s for couples

Marlene: I don‘t think so

Lily: Actually not

Peter: Why are you asking?

Sirius: Nothing-

Sirius: *hides flowers*

Sirius: *trips over the boxes of Remus‘ favorite chocolates*

Sirius: destroys cheesy mixtapes

Sirius: tears up a Valentine‘s day card for Remus

Sirius: I gotta go-

[siriusblacksluv]

Sirius and Remus: Hey everyone, we have to tell you something. We‘re dating!

Lily: *hands Marlene money*

James: *hands Lily money*

Peter: *hands Lily and Marlene money*

Lily, James, Peter & Marlene: *hand Sirius money*

Remus: what the-

[siriusblacksluv]

Sirius: So, what‘s your type?

Remus: Long black hair, loyal as a dog, dumb, funny…

Sirius: huh, that kinda sounds like me! Too bad I‘m not a girl.

Remus: Did I mention dumb?

Sirius: Yeah, why?

Remus: just making sure