found this in a bathroom. i couldn’t agree more.
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found this in a bathroom. i couldn’t agree more.
Regulus: Tout ça c'est de ta faute.
James: I know, I know.
Regulus: Wait, you understand French?
James: No, I just know “this is all your fault” in every language.
Regulus: well, I don't like Potter anymore, so it's time for me to get back out there and spread my-
Barty: legs
Regulus: wings. My legs?! No, spread my wings thats-
Evan: I mean, either way
Regulus: no, not eith... actually
if the marauders era had twitter:
(if anyone gets this reference,, marry me???)
james: DATE NIGHTTTTT
james: WHAT DO I WEAR
remus: clothes would be a good start mate
peter: oh and definitely some boxers
peter: unless you wanna go commando
sirius: jamie… please don’t turn up in your birthday suit to take my brother on a date
remus: reggie might like that though
sirius: don’t speak so daft remus
sirius: reggie doesn’t like naked bodies. he’s too young.
peter: he’s a year younger?
remus: sirius. question.
sirius: yes my moonage daydream?
remus: did you like the look of naked bodies last year when you were 17?
sirius, winking: i liked the sight of a naked you
peter: *walks out*
remus: padfoot.
sirius: oh come on. you practically gave me that one.
james: i mean you kinda did.
james: anyways. you’ve been no help at all.
sirius: fuck me if i’m wrong but i’m an only child.
remus:
sirius:
remus:
sirius: so?
remus: i’m so done with you.
regulus: you couldn’t have just asked to shag him before erasing my existence?
sirius: sorry? who are you?
james: my boyfriend
sirius: HE’S WHAT
remus and regulus: *leave*
*distant screaming coming from the gryffindor common room*
since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…
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the urge to write a starchaser siren au with reg luring james to his death but suddenly just like oh he's hot
would anyone read that
HELL YES
Sirius, thinking of Remus: It's not gay to have like...fantasies about another dude, right?
Remus, thinking of Sirius: Erm...no. Definitely not. As long as you don't... act on it.
James, thinking of Regulus: Yeah, no, it's.... completely straight.
Peter:
Peter: No, that's really fucking gay.
peter, the only one with a brain
james: everyone thinks you suck.
regulus: suck what exactly?
james: just suck at being a person.
regulus: well they’re probably right. but i think you have the wrong number...
james: remus ?
regulus: nope. regulus.
james: well…
james: wait what suck did you think i meant ????
regulus: idk james you’re texting me at 1am in the morning. what suck do you think i thought of.
james: REGULUS????
regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
remus: you sleep with a teddybear.
regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.
sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.
sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.
marlene: you’re a fool.
Peter: You lot think there's a way to describe bubbles angrily?
James: Nah, its too innocent of a thing-
Regulus: dark solvent orbs of death
I firmly headcanon that not a single Death Eater believes Sirius Black could possibly have betrayed the Potters.
They do, however, believe he could have murdered Pettigrew.
James “fuck it” Potter
Sirius “fuck me” Black
Remus “fuck off” Lupin
Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew
Lily “fuck this” Evans
Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon
Mary “fuck you” Macdonald
Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows
Regulus “fuck everything” Black
Evan “well fuck” Rosier
Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.
Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom
Alice “what the fuck” Prewett
Regulus: um Sirius, I have to tell you something. I’m gay-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
Regulus: -and I’m dating your best friend
Sirius: I-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
I headcanon trans regulus Black, and you know how the stairs on the girls dorm turns into a slide if a boy tries to go up, I feel like as soon as regulus stepped his little trans ass on those stairs in first year hogwarts was just like. No. You are boy. LEAVE!!
THIS WOULD SO HAPPEN