Oh my Merlin!

My name's Hope, I'm a Gryffindor. I like long marathons of Harry Potter and fictional characters. • 19 and getting older. • Writer/Actress • Walking Dead • Harry Potter • Funny stuff!

[siriusly-lovegood]

[thebootydiaries]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[thebonemage]

Not related to eds but FUCK it’s good

[rentalgoose]

I DIDNT KNOW THE G SPOT AND LEMON MAN WERE RELATED AS MEMES

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[memecage]

How high are u

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[bitch-is-for-happy]

you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t claim to know pain if you haven’t read this post

[humanimalgam]

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

[porterr-robinson]

[priyasgf]

hey lesbians what’s the typical “straight guy” thing u do that u pull off way better than any man? personally i’m a hot jock who manspreads when she sits and sleeps in boxers

[cat-butch]

Loving and caring for women

[your-reference-here]

Hello, 911? I just witnessed a murder.

[littlearcherbooty-deactivated20]

people who can’t pull off crop tops:

superheroes who wear their superhero disguise under their clothes

people who can pull off crop tops:

everyone else

[smite-thou-icarus-deactivated20]

what if your superhero disguise is a smaller crop top underneath a crop top?

[fuckstaffposts]

Then yeah you can pull it off

[miiriya]

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

[extra-stuff]

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

[itsabear]

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

[wolf-of-wall-st-deactivated2019]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

[michaelhanekemom]

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

[alicat2911]

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

[feijoaaas]

in my +seven years on tumblr, this comment above me is probably the single most profound and memorable comment i’ve seen on anything on this site

i’ve seen this post multiple times and even when i haven’t seen it for months and months it still comes to mind sometimes and it’s like a stab to the chest because of how simple and yet excruciatingly true it is

i feel like even in 40 years i am going to remember this one single comment

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[monsieurrobot]

[brown-lesbian]

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma.