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Hermione: I wanna do something crazy

Ron: What is it?

Hermione: Skip class

Harry, gasping: Hermione Jean Granger! You want to skip class? Never in my life did I think those words would come out of your mouth

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Harry: Wanna see a trick?

Dudley: Mom! Dad! Harry's doing magic

Harry: I was just gonna ask you to pick a card

Dudley: Still magic!

Harry: It's a card trick!

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Sirius: Wanna play tag?

Remus: No, we're not 2

Sirius, turns to James: Wanna play tag?

James: Hell yeah

James: You're it first!

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Draco: Come at me bro

Harry: No

Draco: I'll whoop your ass

Draco: Come at me

Harry: I'm so done with this

Draco: Bloody chicken

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Sirius: I'm going to attach you-

James: You're going to what?

Sirius: Attack

James: Why?

Sirius, smiles, nods and walks away:

James: Sirius! What do you mean?

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Dumbledore: Can you see that?

Harry: What?

Dumbledore: No?

Dumbledore: Well, I guess Tom just needs to take your glasses from your face to win

Dumbledore: I will glue your glasses to your face

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Remus: You know what I wanna do?

Sirius: No, what?

Remus: Get revenge

Sirius: Who? What? Where? Why?

Remus: Wormtail stole my chocolate I will get revenge

Sirius: I like this new you, it's kinky

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Harry: Can you do a cartwheel?

Ron: No

Ron: Can you?

Harry: No

Ron: Then why did you ask me?

Harry: I wanted to learn one

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Hermione: What if we went to a spa?

Ginny: What's a spa?

Hermione: It's a place where you get pampered

Ginny: I'm good, Harry already pampers me

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The Dursley's: To the left to the left, everything you own in a box to your left

Harry: wOt

The Dursely's: All your stuff is in that box now leave

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Sirius: Come hither

Peter: Where?

Sirius: Over yonder where do you think?

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Sirius: Look into my eyes

Remus: Why?

Sirius: Just look

Remus: *Looks into Sirius' eyes very intently*

Sirius: Rawr

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Harry: Can wizards count to 10?

Hermione: Of course they can!

Ron: 1...2...3... mum never taught me anything after 3

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Harry: What if we made a band?

Ron: Sure

Draco: Whatever Pottah

Dean: I'm down

Harry: Okay so the name will be Harry Potter and th-

Draco: Why Pottah? Why not Draco Malfoy?

Harry: BECAUSE I'M THE CHOSEN ONE

Ron: Calm down man, just breathe we are going to be called Ron Weasl-

Everyone: Shut it!

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Sirius: Lily, can you run to the kitchen and get me an uncooked steak?

Lily: Why?

Sirius: We have a furry problem

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Ron: Why do you get all the attention Harry?

Harry: Because when I was a baby my parents died and I used my baby magic to rid the world of evil and then 16 years later I once again rid the world of evil. Any questions?

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I said elders instead of superiors... ignore that

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Ron: Why do you get all the attention Harry?

Harry: Because when I was a baby my parents died and I used my baby magic to rid the world of evil and then 16 years later I once again rid the world of evil. Any questions?