Siriusly drama queen.

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Sirius, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.

McGonagall, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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[in Transfiguration class]

James: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Remus: That I was heterosexual.

Sirius: *whips his head around so fast his neck snaps*

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James: Good morning.

Peter: Good morning.

Remus: Good morning.

Lily: You all sound like robots, "Good morning, good morning." Spice it up a bit!

Sirius, walking in: Hey motherfuckers.

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Professor McGonagall: Alright I got a box. We're gonna put everything we hate in the box.

James: Can I put Walburga in the box?

Professor McGonagall: No.

Remus: Can I put Walburga in the box?

Professor McGonagall: No.

Peter: Can I--

Professor McGonagall: No one’s putting Walburga in the box!

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Sirius: What goes up but never comes down?

Walburga: The amount of stress you bring to this family.

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Sirius: Hey Moony can you carry this box? It’s really heavy.

Remus, picking up the box effortlessly: Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

Sirius: I’m now equally impressed and concerned.

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Sirius: This says your blood pressure is 420 over 69.

Remus: Nice.

Sirius: You're going to die.

Remus: N I C E

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James: Adding 'LMAO' does not hide your pain.

Sirius: Yes, it does LMAO.

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James: *stabbing air between Sirius and Remus with a butter knife*

Remus: What are you doing?

James: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

James: It isn't working.

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Sirius, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens?

Professor McGonagall: What's in the box?

Sirius:

Professor McGonagall: Mister Black, what's in the box?

Sirius: I think you know.

Professor McGonagall:

Professor McGonagall, sighing: Let them in.

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Severus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Severus:

Remus:

Peter:

James: Padfoot...

[florxed]

Update on being a Cancerian:

I’m still emotional as FUCK

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Lmaoooooo

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Steve: That is America’s ass

The entire theater:

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2/6 of A6

i’m still editing the remaining four but i wanted to post these 2 already because duh, nothing but respect for the both of them. i love you 3000

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Savage Bucky

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Strong Women: *Breathe*

Thor: I love you.