Fucking kill me and take me there please I don't even want a better world, it ain't happening if it ain't my distorted dreams please i beg of you. even if i die in my dreams at least i died happy
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Fucking kill me and take me there please I don't even want a better world, it ain't happening if it ain't my distorted dreams please i beg of you. even if i die in my dreams at least i died happy
It’s World Sleep Day
Log off.
Go back to bed.
@staff why are you putting this message out at 10:04 am on a friday?
@staff this is weirder than flavortown.
Because it’s World Sleep Day! Not World Sleep Night. Please, everyone. Stop posting.
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I'm literally working 8 to 5 today wtf @staff
Here's my Schlatt DreamSMP headcanons :
Quackity left when Schlatt's drinking problems became too much and didn't want to keep Tubbo as he saw that the baby looked too similar to Schlatt
Schlatt tried his best to be the best dad, despite being heavily in debt and often called Phil for advice on raising Tubbo
Schlatt was more sober than not during Tubbo's first years, but fell back in his old habits as Tubbo started wanting more toys to play with as he grew up.
Schlatt used to be George's right hand man, but got fired after him and Quackity's divorce, leading to him owing thousands to George and thus, having a very poor reputation
George became more persistent about the money Schlatt owed him around the time Tubbo grew older, which led to Schlatt being verbally abusive to Tubbo when he would walk in on his father talking to George.
When Schlatt was extremely drunk, it would be the only times where he would show his extremely sensitive side and would often try to go out of his way to make Tubbo happy.
Schlatt would always give at least half of his food to Tubbo, sometimes lying to Tubbo when the latter would ask if he ate
Schlatt called Phil to ask if he could take Tubbo, but was so reluctant that he didn't want Tubbo to know that he was being given away, thus putting him on a box on the side of the road
About 10-15 years passed after Phil took Tubbo, Schlatt took that time to pay off his debts and spiraled down in a money/power hungry madness. He quite disappeared from the public between that time, just so people would forget who he once was.
Everybody pretty much forgot that Quackity and Schlatt were ever a thing and Phil never told Tubbo who his real father was, despite being somewhat obvious by the horns growing out of the latter's head.
Schlatt demanded to have Tubbo as his right hand man to see how much genes he inherited from him. When he realized that Tubbo had no interest in that power, he sent him as a spy, knowing that he would betray him.
Schlatt died unhappy, mostly because he never got to tell Tubbo that even if his father is hated by the whole nation, even if his ambitions and madness took over him, he still loved his son more than anything and that he never cared if Tubbo doesn't fall into his father's footsteps.
The whole nation started hating Tubbo after finding out he was the real son of Schlatt, thus leading to Tubbo ripping out his own horns.
AAAAH FK FINALLY IT'S DONE THE RAM MAN IS HERE
You know what I hate ? That 15yo me followed a shit ton of accounts dedicated to the special interests I had back then and now I come back 3 years later with all this shit on my homepage.
THERE'S LIKE 100 DIFFERENT LOKI FANPAGE ACCOUNTS
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
upatnightwiththestars
I'M FK CRYING HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE
Mr. President
I fk love this OMG
remember when jschlatt was god
I'm loving this holy shit I'm such a simp for him
"A Hard Days Night" a Beatles movie, but it's a porno.
A Hard Dicks Night
Hey, this is my Tik Tok and I made a thing. I'm not back on my Loki phase this is more of a PSA
Like I know what being a fan is like : you wanna buy every merch, watch every movies with (insert however you're a fan of) that's okay and understanble.
But being a real stan : go out of your way for anything, meet the actors but being obsessed and persistant for an autograph. (Unheatly obsessed) Minors making obvious sexual innuendos towards a character or their actor.
This kind of behavior dissapoints me, and the follwing video is me moking them. Yeah the character's hot, but saying you wanna fuck em (espicially for 13-15 years old) is really weird and definitely not okay.
Kids, stay safe and please. Please, don't go out of your way for a fictional character.
Sorry if I offended anyone, this is my opinion but I'm pretty sick of this. The actors playing a character with a big fanbase always get this kind of fans and publicly say how much it makes them uncomfortable. They're famous, but most of them are also people like you and me...
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
Reblog to fucking save a life.
I should've taken a picture instead
So I'm on the bus to work and I see a policeman talking to the driver of a van, however I can't see the driver yet as it's a curve. When I do get a glimpse, I see a dog head popping out the window, just looking happy he got arrested 😂
When the bus gets further I do see that the policeman was in fact talking to a human driver and the dog was just peeking out. I genuienly thought the dog was the only driver for a second
Last night, I dreamt about cuddling and kissing Brian Head Welch, and he gave me his number.
Ahhh if only.
Y'all wanna share your Korn dreams???
i had a dream that 2002 jonathan (the exact one pictured below) climbed through my window and ate my bagel bites
this one this exact one
Reminder that this is still the funniest shit I have ever read and never stopped thinking about it
I'm just imagining that Jon climbing up a window just to est bagel bites and jumping back out, where you could hear a faint "ah crap" 😂😂
I cannot whistle
Korn on South Park
Still the best south park episode
Hela: Who’s a good boy? Yes, who’s my handsome good boy?
Fenris: Woof!
Loki: Hey, shut it! She was talking about me!
Loki is the goodest boi.
That one person who knows that relative to the comics, Hela and Fenrir are Loki's children 😂
Eat tree
Consume plant
vegies
Bonzai feast