I told you, I’m not buying a condo in this ship, but I brought back a souvenir from my trip.
Man, this ship is WILD. You’ve got everything from young Tom Riddle to double-penised Voldemort. I’ve read some of the most-fucked up things from this end of the fandom. Y’all are unashamedly monstrous. It’s been refreshing! I do think it’s hilarious that so many fics find a way to make Voldemort into a Tom Riddle/Voldemort hybrid just to, at least, give him hair and a nose.
Anyway, below the cut is hairless and noseless Voldemort. If you care.














