Am I insane or ADHD? You'll never know

He/him

[couldcarefewer]

[yveshusband]

[offishly]

“There’s millions of Tumblr users” to you. To me There’s only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[konoko]

[vidapuppen]

What was the worst physical pain of your life?

Accident/Injury

Surgical

Medication Reaction

Body Created Something (gallstone, kidney stone, appendicitis, etc)

Labor

Other (please say what in tags)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Do you say y’all?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gayly

If you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

[emporium]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[politijohn]

Source

[i-am-dulaman]

Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

[i-am-dulaman]

Like. Kyrgyzstan and Switzerland?

Miami and the Gold Coast (in Aus)

New Zealand and Oregon

The great plains and the Russian steppe

India and fiji

[i-am-dulaman]

Gonna consolidate a couple additions/recommendations from others

Napa Valley, California and Tuscany, Italy

Appalachians in America and the Grampians in Australia

Black sand beach in Iceland and New Zealand

Aurora borealis and australis

Congo and Amazon rainforest/river

[i-am-dulaman]

desert roads in Australia, South Africa, Argentina, and Mexico

Mountains in France and Korea

[deathcomes4u]

Call that shit Biomes

[acuzena]

@skinks

[skinks]

in so many ways real life is just like zoo tycoon 2

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

My student: I need your help with my dissertation research.

Me: What's up?

Student: I'm looking at mycoremediation and I got these fungi to grow on a site and I was going to pick them and analyse them

Me: But?

Student: Pigs broke in and ate my research.

...

Anyway today I learned I am no help at all because I could not stop laughing

[doctormead]

Welp, it beats “the dog ate my homework”. >D

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I hate it when 30-50 feral hogs eat my dissertation research

[pinewhisky]

[pinewhisky]

You are IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD

[siriustheanimagus]

I am a trans man who is experiencing quite a lot of struggles and transphobia right now. I have just as much a right to be here as you.

[pinewhisky]

No, you don't, while you're clinging to a piece of entertainment that's a rally point for people who don't want you to exist. It's hypocritical or delusional, and there is no third option, unless it's "both." Fuck off.

[siriustheanimagus]

Yeah, I'll fuck off. Fuck you! I know many people who are right with me. You can disagree and I won't blame you for that but you have no right to tell other people what they can and can not enjoy.

[pinewhisky]

[pinewhisky]

You are IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD

[siriustheanimagus]

I am a trans man who is experiencing quite a lot of struggles and transphobia right now. I have just as much a right to be here as you.