A Physician and SCAdian Screaming Into the Night

[doctormead]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Mad Man Fenrir, America Wizard (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Tholdrin "Normie" / OC Characters: Jason "America Wizard" (America Wizard), Tholdrin "Normie" (America Wizard), Canadian Barbarian (America Wizard), Doc (America Wizard), MARSOC (America Wizard), Muffles (America Wizard) Additional Tags: Fantasy Violence, Non-Explicit Sex, Self-Harm, Well it's technically self-harm, Some magic requires blood sacrifice, The America Wizard's team are good bros, So much of the f-bomb, Sassy Normie Summary:

Wherein Normie discovers he doesn't just have a team. He has five, overprotective, older brothers.

Chapter 8 is up!  We have fallout and glorious misunderstandings!!

[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[america-wizard-headcanons]

Haven’t thrown any bricks in a while, what if normie thinks he’s a curse? Cause his old party got eaten by the fae and then he got a new party and accidentally ended up back at the same fae, who almost ate his party AGAIN, what if he thinks he’s doomed to get his party killed? Alternatively, what if normie IS somehow connected to the fae?

oh my gods-

[doctormead]

Ooooo! Going back to the fact that we know nothing about his parents other than that they live in a small town, what if they promised him to the Fae for some service but were able to find a loophole in the deal to keep from having to turn him over!

[america-wizard-headcanons]

We've considered America teaching Normie how to drive a car, now consider Doc teaching Normie how to fly a plane or helicopter.

also have this

Normie would just straight up refuse

So that image is a fucking fever dream-

[thatssomegoodyap]

I was thinking that Normie would be the one to approach Doc, since Doc probably wouldn't think of teaching Normie to fly for Normie's safety. Doc would refuse Normie's request and instead opt to get Tholdrin a flight simulator game instead.

Anyways now imagine MARSOC stealing a plane or helicopter from the FOB and teaching Normie to fly much to Doc's dismay

also yea i don't know how obscure the "we have come for your nectar" meme is, might dm it to you if allowed

[america-wizard-headcanons]

Dear god marsoc flying is a little less terrifying than Florida warlock

also please send the meme

[thatssomegoodyap]

a lot of us underestimate MARSOC's ability to be a terrifying force of nature

here's the official MARSOC website

But, on the website, one thing stood out:

For those who don't know, most special forces branches tend to learn different languages for their jobs.

For his job, MARSOC could be in the process of learning magic runes.

But there's the possibility that he already knows HOW to translate magic runes, which means:

MARSOC could utilize magic.

[doctormead]

*glances meaningfully at her fanfic where MARSOC is doing his damnedest to learn Druidic magic*

Yeah, that tracks.

[thatssomegoodyap]

Me watching the Drywall Saga go down (this came from a singular joke, which was just me referencing my Twitch)

tagging the people involved:

( @america-wizard-headcanons @doctormead @killlynx @bookworm2011 @chuckle-fucks-kickasscrew )

[doctormead]

There you are!

*tackle*

[chuckle-fucks-kickasscrew]

can you please. PLEASE. convince the bricklings to stop eating my fucking drywall-

"What? Uhhh I can try"

[thechaoticraventrainer]

THANK YOU.

@killlynx @bookworm2011 @thatssomegoodsoup keep consuming gamersupps and just chowing on it.

@doctormead is trying to do damage control. Please help

(I forgot to mention i run the headcanon blog.)

[doctormead]

*tackles @thatssomegoodsoup with a toddler harness*

Drop it! Spit it out!!!

[thatssomegoodyap]

I REFUSE

I am an eldritch being your mortal concepts of drywall making me sick do not affect me

[chuckle-fucks-kickasscrew]

"ꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑ ꫝꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑꪑ"

[doctormead]

*tosses you another harness*

Try to corral one of the others!

*starts dragging @thatssomegoodsoup towards the pillow-fort/containment unit*

[chuckle-fucks-kickasscrew]

can you please. PLEASE. convince the bricklings to stop eating my fucking drywall-

"What? Uhhh I can try"

[thechaoticraventrainer]

THANK YOU.

@killlynx @bookworm2011 @thatssomegoodsoup keep consuming gamersupps and just chowing on it.

@doctormead is trying to do damage control. Please help

(I forgot to mention i run the headcanon blog.)

[doctormead]

*tackles @thatssomegoodsoup with a toddler harness*

Drop it! Spit it out!!!

[america-wizard-headcanons]

JOIN ME FELLOW BRICKLINGS IN EATING THE DRYWALL!!!!

wait who's drywall-

[thatssomegoodyap]

your drywall is ours now @america-wizard-headcanons

yum

[bookworm2011]

say goodbye to ur house :D

[thatssomegoodyap]

also what gamersupps flavor do you want @killlynx?

[killlynx]

pestily's antidote preferably, the dust of the drywall works well with the powder, mmmmmmm

[thatssomegoodyap]

I will get you the gamersupps before @america-wizard-headcanons gets back so we can eat her house quicker 🫡

[america-wizard-headcanons]

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON-

[doctormead]

NO! Stop that! Drywall will clog your guts!!!

[thatssomegoodyap]

you can't uneat the drywall, doctor

(hands @killlynx and @bookworm2011 their gamersupps flavors) KEEP FEASTING

yknow with how long @america-wizard-headcanons has been gone, i'm pretty sure their house looks like this atp:

[killlynx]

Dont worry @doctormead, because im a brickling i wont get sick, its like if a human ate a monkey, the moral is questionable but theres no risk of cannibal disease

[doctormead]

*facepalm^

And you have utterly discounted the chance of PRION based disease!!?

[america-wizard-headcanons]

JOIN ME FELLOW BRICKLINGS IN EATING THE DRYWALL!!!!

wait who's drywall-

[thatssomegoodyap]

your drywall is ours now @america-wizard-headcanons

yum

[bookworm2011]

say goodbye to ur house :D

[thatssomegoodyap]

also what gamersupps flavor do you want @killlynx?

[killlynx]

pestily's antidote preferably, the dust of the drywall works well with the powder, mmmmmmm

[thatssomegoodyap]

I will get you the gamersupps before @america-wizard-headcanons gets back so we can eat her house quicker 🫡

[america-wizard-headcanons]

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON-

[doctormead]

NO! Stop that! Drywall will clog your guts!!!

[thatssomegoodyap]

you can't uneat the drywall, doctor

(hands @killlynx and @bookworm2011 their gamersupps flavors) KEEP FEASTING

yknow with how long @america-wizard-headcanons has been gone, i'm pretty sure their house looks like this atp:

[doctormead]

I CAST

FLEET’S ENEMA!!!

By osmosis be purged!!!

[thatssomegoodyap]

I cast POTION OF EATING DRYWALL from RIPOFF JOE'S EMPORIUM

[doctormead]

I Cast…

COLONOSCOPY PREP!!!

Look it up! It’s the only thing that will save you from that drywall turning to a concrete bowel obstruction!

[america-wizard-headcanons]

JOIN ME FELLOW BRICKLINGS IN EATING THE DRYWALL!!!!

wait who's drywall-

[thatssomegoodyap]

your drywall is ours now @america-wizard-headcanons

yum

[bookworm2011]

say goodbye to ur house :D

[thatssomegoodyap]

also what gamersupps flavor do you want @killlynx?

[killlynx]

pestily's antidote preferably, the dust of the drywall works well with the powder, mmmmmmm

[thatssomegoodyap]

I will get you the gamersupps before @america-wizard-headcanons gets back so we can eat her house quicker 🫡

[america-wizard-headcanons]

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON-

[doctormead]

NO! Stop that! Drywall will clog your guts!!!

[thatssomegoodyap]

you can't uneat the drywall, doctor

(hands @killlynx and @bookworm2011 their gamersupps flavors) KEEP FEASTING

yknow with how long @america-wizard-headcanons has been gone, i'm pretty sure their house looks like this atp:

[doctormead]

I CAST

FLEET’S ENEMA!!!

By osmosis be purged!!!

[america-wizard-headcanons]

JOIN ME FELLOW BRICKLINGS IN EATING THE DRYWALL!!!!

wait who's drywall-

[thatssomegoodyap]

your drywall is ours now @america-wizard-headcanons

yum

[bookworm2011]

say goodbye to ur house :D

[thatssomegoodyap]

also what gamersupps flavor do you want @killlynx?

[killlynx]

pestily's antidote preferably, the dust of the drywall works well with the powder, mmmmmmm

[thatssomegoodyap]

I will get you the gamersupps before @america-wizard-headcanons gets back so we can eat her house quicker 🫡

[america-wizard-headcanons]

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON-

[doctormead]

NO! Stop that! Drywall will clog your guts!!!

[doctormead]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: America Wizard - Fandom, Mad Man Fenrir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Tholdrin "Normie" / OC Characters: Jason "America Wizard" (America Wizard), Tholdrin "Normie" (America Wizard), Canadian Barbarian (America Wizard), Doc (America Wizard), MARSOC (America Wizard), Muffles (America Wizard) Additional Tags: Fantasy Violence, Non-Explicit Sex, Self-Harm, Well it's technically self-harm, Some magic requires blood sacrifice, The America Wizard's team are good bros, So much of the f-bomb, Sassy Normie Summary:

Wherein Normie discovers he doesn't just have a team. He has five, overprotective, older brothers.

[itsapmseymour]

Ey Ma! They put me on the Anime Expo website!

P.M. Seymour

P.M. Seymour is a jack-of-all trades in art/music/writing/directing/voice acting. When he is not working on illustrations for his characters

[acebutnotthehardwareplace]

For half a second I thought that this was an obituary

[itsapmseymour]

Man if people keep assuming anytime my actual face is shown it means I’ve died

It’s gonna be super awkward when I actually fucking die lmao

[doctormead]

Tumblr: Oh, poor P.M. Seymour has passed away.

P.M. Seymour: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M DEAD!!!

Tumblr: It’s as though I can still hear his voice…

[america-wizard-headcanons]

I’m a member of the Society For Creative Anachronism (sca.org). We’re a world-wide medieval re-creation society, but one of the ways we spread world-wide was because we have always had a fair number of members who are active or former military. Somehow, I think He Who Controls The Budget would consider any active military who are also SCAdians to be disqualified for deployment to the Fantasy Realm for fear they may go native.

how am I just now hearing about this organization????

[doctormead]

*grins*

There’s likely a group near you and we LOVE to have more people to play with us!

~THL Etain ingen Ui Chonchobhair of the Shire of Nant-y-derwyddon

[america-wizard-headcanons]

well doctor mead there is indeed one near me and I will be furthering my research into this. I'll get back to you if I can join

[doctormead]

The requirements aren’t hard. 1) Show up. 2) Make an effort at appropriate garb at official events, and 3) don’t be an ass. 😉

[america-wizard-headcanons]

oh wait that's actually not bad. I can do that. Question though. By "appropriate garb" do I... Have to wear a dress as a woman?

[doctormead]

Nope! We go by the “10 foot rule” in that your garb superficially pass for “in period” at 10 feet. And there is no need for stereotypical gender conformity. If fact forget most of what you’ve heard about medieval gender norms. Those were imposed by the Victorians who were utter asses and historical revisionists!

[america-wizard-headcanons]

I’m a member of the Society For Creative Anachronism (sca.org). We’re a world-wide medieval re-creation society, but one of the ways we spread world-wide was because we have always had a fair number of members who are active or former military. Somehow, I think He Who Controls The Budget would consider any active military who are also SCAdians to be disqualified for deployment to the Fantasy Realm for fear they may go native.

how am I just now hearing about this organization????

[doctormead]

*grins*

There’s likely a group near you and we LOVE to have more people to play with us!

~THL Etain ingen Ui Chonchobhair of the Shire of Nant-y-derwyddon

[america-wizard-headcanons]

well doctor mead there is indeed one near me and I will be furthering my research into this. I'll get back to you if I can join

[doctormead]

The requirements aren’t hard. 1) Show up. 2) Make an effort at appropriate garb at official events, and 3) don’t be an ass. 😉

[america-wizard-headcanons]

I’m a member of the Society For Creative Anachronism (sca.org). We’re a world-wide medieval re-creation society, but one of the ways we spread world-wide was because we have always had a fair number of members who are active or former military. Somehow, I think He Who Controls The Budget would consider any active military who are also SCAdians to be disqualified for deployment to the Fantasy Realm for fear they may go native.

how am I just now hearing about this organization????

[doctormead]

*grins*

There’s likely a group near you and we LOVE to have more people to play with us!

~THL Etain ingen Ui Chonchobhair of the Shire of Nant-y-derwyddon

[america-wizard-headcanons]

Normie when he finds out he has a twin (age wise), younger, and three older brothers: “when the fuck did this happen?? also may incorporate the winged AU into mine :). I have so many plans :’)

wait he has a twin-

[doctormead]

I think this would have to be an AU. The latest lore vid said he had two siblings (ages and genders unspecified).