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‘ Are you alive my friend? ‘

Sergei Uris

The Umbrella Academy: A Summary

allison: we should start appreciating the smaller things in life.

klaus: like five?

five: klaus i sWEAR

klaus, with an absolutely beet red face, while staring into space: holy SHIT

allison: are you high?

klaus, who’s actually been staring at five the whole time: no, just gay

Klaus: Hey, can I have some of your coffee?

Five: *fuckin pours coffee from his thermos into Klaus’s hand without emotion* mhmm

Five: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Diego: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.

Vanya: Tackle him.

Allison: Dump him.

Ben: Kick him in the shin.

Klaus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Reblog for Dustin’s purrs

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