Sissi Sass

"Stop making sense."

[sissiateaberry]

[mud]

mayb ill take the train more often

[mistfinger]

[twitterscreencaps]

[observando]

[divinitatefotage]

[asslrose-blog]

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

[squirrelsbyallie]

Just a squirrel and a bowl of noodles

[tarkatan]

today’s special: ass

[sissiateaberry]

celebrity: *passes away*

the tumblr jackals two seconds later: *rubs hands together* it's time to pull the Receipts™ and show everyone how Awful this Dead Person is

[squirrelsbyallie]

Just a squirrel and a bowl of noodles

[foodiebliss]

Conversation Heart Donuts Source: Aww, Sam

Where food lovers unite.

[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[lordjoshbass-deactivated2019102]

im the aunt

[leecario]

#175 togepi

[sasaq]

[rolodextra]

[rufflet]

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

[fatmanatee]

you look like you need this