nespresso machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

they/she | 24 conclaveposting side blog

[mrstedescollitto]

[internetusercucumber]

Belated Valentine’s Day to them🙂‍↕️🩷

[internetusercucumber]

I love my pope that definitely needs a hug <3

[internetusercucumber]

And he‘s not even a dad🙄

(Referencing the top dilfs of the year LMFAO)

Edit: I‘m sorry🧍

[dr-gaytorius]

forgive me father for I have had a diva moment

[casualfruit]

Cardinal Lawrence is the funniest man ever. He keeps sending his pet Monsignor to go snooping around for him, and when he comes back with intel half the time Lawrence says “no, don’t tell me… I mustn’t be influenced…” and then his Monsignor says “but your Eminence the tea is exceptionally hot today” and Larry pulls out his gay little cup and drinks that shit like a starving man at a feast who’s trying to pretend he’s only a little peckish

[jolie-goes-rome]

Conclave (2024) Deleted Scene:

Aldo assisting Thomas after the explosion

This deleted scene seems to exist only in the form of this one picture and I don’t know where it came from. If anyone can point me to a source or even has a GIF or a video of it, please deliver the fandom from the eternal uncertainty of what exactly was going on there!

Unfortunately the published script isn’t helping. The explosion aftermath was originally intended to be much less spectacular:

Deleted Scenes masterpost is here.

[internetusercucumber]

Some rough sketches of the pookies <3

[bimmyjimmy]

He got a new shirt

[bimmyjimmy]

I leave the place for 10 minutes and come back to him wearing it like this

[thebarefootking]

Cardinal Bimmy delights not in his vestments.

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[internetusercucumber]

Embarrassing🙄

[corazon-en-altamar]

give thomas lawrence something from the pile

giant turtle plushie

antidepressants

pope innocent xiv votive candle

one (1) full home-cooked meal

candid photo of vincent benitez doing yoga

functioning prostate

other/i'm aldo

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

[internetusercucumber]

Since it‘s Intersex Awareness Day🫶

[eyeseechan]

it's a conclaveversary!! to celebrate, here are the bookmark designs i made for the conclave zine - i wanted to highlight the sisters and their hard work, and to show appreciation for sister shanumi <3

[3nigm4art]

I hold my breath.

[phantommiles]

silly Benitez dancing to caramelldansen >:3

[strawberrody]

Lawrenitez if it was PEAK.