Lovecraft Quotes For Booty Shorts
I'm working my way through a bigass collection of Lovecraft's stories and apart from being really racist, the guy was really good at coming up with things you could put on booty shorts. Here is an incomplete list of lines I highlighted from The Shadow Out Of Time that you could put on your ass:
VEXED WITH ANOMALOUS SPOUTINGS
SPORADIC IRRUPTIONS OF A PARTICULARLY HIDEOUS CHARACTER
OF TROUBLESOMELY VAST PROPORTIONS
EXCAVATE IN THE MOST CAREFUL AND SCIENTIFIC FASHION
A VAST ABUNDANCE BENEATH THE SURFACE
PALLID, SECRET-GUARDING HILLOCKS
FRAUGHT WITH INFINITE SUGGESTIONS OF NIGHTED MYSTERY
WHERE HORRORS HAPPEN AND GREAT WINDS ARE BORN
REASONABLY CLEAR OF DANGEROUS DEBRIS
TIGHTLY SEALED AND NERVOUSLY GUARDED
NOW IT LAY OPEN - BLACK AND YAWNING
WHAT LIMITLESS CAVERNS OF ETERNAL NIGHT MIGHT BROOD BELOW
OF STUPENDOUS SIZE, POISED WITH MATHEMATICAL GENIUS
A MASS AS FIRM AS THE PLANET'S ROCKY CORE
YAWNING UNGUARDED DOWN TO ABYSSES PAST IMAGINATION
UNGUARDED DOOR OF LIMITLESS NETHER BLACKNESS
A VIOLENT, PURPOSEFUL BLAST BELCHING SAVAGELY AND FRIGIDLY FROM THAT ABOMINABLE GULF WHENCE THE OBSCENE WHISTLING CAME
TIDES OF ABOMINATION SURGING UP THROUGH THE CLEFT ITSELF FROM DEPTHS UNIMAGINED AND UNIMAGINABLE
UTTERLY ALIEN TO ALL WE KNOW OF THE EARTH AND ITS ORGANIC LIFE
