Don't fuck the burrito!

🌺☠️ 👽 Laura / 16 / Always sad ☠️ 👽🌺 Star Wars / All Time Low / Bands / Marvel Memes / Random crap / lol follow me plõs

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[rylandsgrace]

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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

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[mino177]

So I noticed something very interesting about Vox and his victims.

Before killing:

1st victim:

After killing 1st victim:

2nd victim:

After killing 2nd victim:

Final victim:

Everytime Vox killed in his past he completly copied his victims behaviour, talent and even their style. And while he sabotaged some of them, he also manipulated the others to trust him. He pretended to admire them or help them out only to betray and murder them.

And we as the fandom lots of time pointed out how similar Vox behaved and dressed as Alastor:

So my guess is knowing how Vox behaved in life that Alastor might have been his perfect victim type. He already started to take on his style but unlike his other victims Alastor didnt fall for his tricks and saw right through him and he couldnt even hurt him.

Because of these he was never able to get over his obsession and switch to a new person.

I am not saying that in a first time ever Vox didnt genuinely wanted to be partners with Alastor or saw him as his equal but I also think his messed up serial killer brain might also has something to do with wanting to be with Alastor.

And if Alastor knows about Vox past and behaviour it is easy to see why he laughed at him and denied their partnership. He thought he will be Vox next victim. Used and discarded as nothing. He probably couldnt believe that Vox would try to manipulate him too.

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

[hollivens]

phil is happy you chose him!!!💗🐱

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[maracujmarmalade]

You've heard about pulling pigtails, now get ready for: nuking your crush to get their attention.

[homunculus-argument]

Always one of my pet peeves when a fantasy story specifically mentions that a female character is considered "too skinny" to be attractive as the author's cowardly way of going "she's actually pretty but meant to be insecure about thinking she's not actually pretty uwu" because they're scared of giving her any real flaw that might risk a larger percentage of the readers actually not read her as attractive.

I can tell that they're doing this because you never see the men in these stories going stupid over a fat bitch. Why not write in an incident of a man explicitly making bad life choices over a woman specifically because she has a wider ass than the horse she rode in on.

[homunculus-argument]

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.

[jddominick]

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

[roachpatrol]

its magnificent

[elanorpam]

he can see into infinity

[uinferno]

In 21st century America, there was a pervasive superstition that rats could force people to do their bidding simply by grabbing ahold of their hair. It was often common courtesy to remove your hat, either as a greeting or when entering another's homes, to show them that you are not being possessed by a rat, and can be trusted to behave.

[redstonedust]

i understand why people are like "when are we ever gonna use this" about highschool classes, but personally i always kinda assumed it was more like. a taste test for the kids who do wanna use it? like maybe i dont need to reference atomic structure and the periodic table often in my daily life, but i assume there has to be at least one kid in my grade who was like "oh fuck this chemistry shit is awesome" and went on to be a chemist, yknow?

like i understand wanting more life skills to be taught in school and i agree, but i also think some people act as if the ONLY life skills are taxes and housework. do you want school to be a multi-year retail training course with a side of "how to fold bedsheets". that sounds lame as hell. i'll take the algebra thanks.