Satoru Gojo

The Honored One

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Header created by me!!: @peachfro-zoey

HELLO!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMENS, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUNG AND OLD , AND ALL YOU EVIL LITTLE BASTARDS IN BETWEEN!!!

I AM, THE GREAT, THE ONLY, THE HONORED ONE, THE SATORU GOJO!!!!!

I know, I know!! Thank you, thank you!! There is no need for applauds, I know, I'm awesome.

I'm so pleased to meet you!!! I'm so excited you have no freaking idea!!!!

I'm actually out on official business, but I got bored, went app hunting, and I found this little cutie!! So I decided to make a blog so that I can be entertained by all of you!!!

Hit me up, don't be afraid of my dms, ask me questions, like stuff, reblog, and all that jazz!!! Come on now, I'm waiting!!!

Do it, do it, DO IT!!!

Oh yeah, and before I forget, let me show you my trusty navigations

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BUIWIJWHEUIEIWBOOOM!!!!

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Don't mind the emojis, I thought they were cute.

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Gonna stare at you with my big ol' eyes

Target initiated

That's not very nice~.

[disassemblyfactory-deactivated2]

No one said anything about being nice... 👁️👁️

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Sheesh, feisty much.

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Arca: "...m-my...name is Arctica, but you...can call me...Arca..."

And you may call me Gojo, no need to be scared, I'm not gonna hurt ya.

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Missed you 🥺 how have you been

Awww, I missed you too, I've been well, been busy as heck tho, Yuji's been hanving issues with keeping Sukuna on lock down lately, though he's been on good behavior so it's rather strange.

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Gonna stare at you with my big ol' eyes

Target initiated

That's not very nice~.

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Arca: (peaks over) "u-uh....h-hi..."

.... Awww, hey there, little guy~! What's your name?

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I didn't know you were a millennial!!! 😭😭 ur old UNC 😭

(I'm gonna be 🪻)

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UNC!?

How dare you!! It's not unc it's sparkle ✨️ Unc ✨️

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GUESS WHO'S BAAAACK!!!!

Okay, okay, look. I'm gonna be a bit scattered for a while, I've been really busy lately, do it might take me a minute to even respond to anything at all. But like, don't fret, because I'll answer whenever I get the time!!

Whenever that'll be.

With that out of the way, stay cool, stay kind, be healthy, and have an amazing day, OK BYYYYYYYE!!!

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I just got results from the jujutsu exam!!! I got A! Jumping in joy right now~

Never thought I’d say this but thanks Gojo-sensei for teaching me! Fushiguro, Itadori, how much did you get?

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@gumistyping

@yujistyping

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LMAO!!!! I KNEW MY TEACHING WAS THE BEST!!!!!

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I no longer have COVID, life is glorious one again!!

Btw what are your thoughts on theater?? Musical, non-musical, interactive, etc etc. I feel like you'd be a theater kid

Good job!!! You survived a deadly illness!!!

Ugh, I hate theater.

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so only a hug? better be a long one then…

-❄️

Oh, it will, trust me~! I have the best hugs ever!!.

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🚬: Hi there Satoru, how are you doing?

Pretty good if I do say so myself!!

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i’m taking u home with me.

Geeze, already skipping to second base? At least take me out first~.

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HI SENSEIII do you like talking about your dreams? I LOVE TALKING ABOUT DREAMS

What dream did you have last night? :D I love listening to people talk about their dreams HEHE especially when mine are personally the most chaotic ever..

And have you ever lucid dreamt before?

- Your silliest 1st year, Samu (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

I don't usually dream, so it's really rare when I do.

You're just a ball of energy, huh? And to know that you're going to be one of my first years is pretty radical!!

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hey pookie

ok so on a rate of 1 to 10, how deranged are your fans and where do you draw the line?? you've seen the smut haven't you ???

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Hmmmmm, honestly, I'd say they're pretty nuts, so a high 10 👐🏻, I honestly don't mind it. I'm actually pretty flattered by it myself. However, if I had to draw a line, it would be them trying to marry me on the spot when I don't even know them, that or trying to bribe me into doing something with them.

Yes~ I have~.

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satoru gojooo!!!! you're so handsome!!! i hope your missions and lessons have been going well!!! 🙆

AWWWWW THANKS YOOOOOU!!!!!

My missions are always easy but lessons, mmmmm, that's a different story.

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Okay so you've unfortunately seen what freaks some of your fans are, follow up question

How accurate are we? (As a whole from what you've seen)

-smut enthusiast

Ummmmmmm, I would say it's pretty good, although I do see a few flaws ngl