You're Just as Sane as I am

Welcome to this Blog--- Tigerlily, Slytherin, Libra, Daughter of Athena. Main fandoms are Harry Potter, the Shadowhunter Chronicles, and Six of Crows but I will more than occasionally post other shit. Follow my sideblog @avengeitt.

[forest-of-thought]

Something only musical fans will understand

Looking up “Slime Tutorials” on Youtube.

[plep-peroni]

[sincerelywhizzer]

-oop

[i-want-your-bones]

i just saw a post that was the question “what is your favourite musical style?” and the option chosen was “random out of context songs from musicals sung by a character having a nervous breakdown” and i looked in the notes to see what people said and i saw this comment and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[rosalui]

yES

[hatsalad]

I'm so tired of their faces on the front pages every fuckin day

[van-dyne]

The eternal Iron Man stan mood

[henrysfox]

#comfort

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Robert Downey Jr on one of his last moments with Stan Lee (2019)

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[538isalive]

Okay well it’s 2:04am, September 28th, 2017. This is about to be queued for a year. I LITERALLY MISSED IT BY TWO HOURS.

[tindershwinder]

A goddamn legend walks among us

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

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im too scared to watch this

[deanwinchcester-archive-deactiv]

reblog this with what your parents almost named you 

[valtsv]

where y’all sitting: ship dynamics edition

[ironinkpen]

just watched spiderverse again so here’s another hot concept: now that the multiverse is all blendy, portals start popping up everywhere in new york. it’s usually only for a few seconds, just long enough for a Villain of the Week to fly through and a spiderperson to swing in and punch them back into their dimension, sometimes with an assist from their new spiderman. nyc quickly settles into its new normal and starts debating which spidey team up is the coolest. meanwhile officer jefferson davis is starting to get real annoyed with the homeless-looking guy who keeps wandering through portals to “check up on” spiderman

[ironinkpen]

officer davis: sir you need to go back through that portal right now or you could get stuck here and also die

peter b parker, watching miles swing straight into a wall and try to brush it off like he did it on purpose: haha nice

[ironinkpen]

officer davis, upon running into peter for the fifth time in two weeks: sir please, you can’t just keep walking into other dimensions, it’s incredibly dangerous, you have to-

peter “been there done that” parker, cupping his hands in front of his mouth: yeah yeah yeah just- hold on- hey! hey spiderman! do a backflip!

[ironinkpen]

officer davis, for the thirtieth time: sir. sir please.

peter b parker, who has recently been informed that officer davis is miles’s dad so stop talking to him you weirdo-: i know, this is super dangerous blah blah blah, i’ll go in a sec. but hey listen lol, next time you see spiderman can you ask him if he’s been using baby powder under his suit? especially the crotch area. he was looking stiff that last fight and i think he might be chaffing in the downstairs if you know what i mean-

spiderman, dropping from the sky to just fucking. toss hobo guy back through the portal: haha is this man bothering you officer

[brawltogethernow]

1. Of course Peter WOULD still be rocking homeless chic. “I am technically homeless here, Miles. Sure, since I come here on purpose now, I can bring a backpack. But it is still fairly obvious that I am living out of that backpack. Even if your money weren’t, yanno, purple–”

Miles: “It’s not–”

“–and more inflated than the pengő, I can barely afford one New York apartment. You know the most beautiful thing about webshooters, Miles? It’s that if I patented them, it would give away my secret identity. Sorry, did I say beautiful–”

2. At some point an actual credible threat is going to show up, and Jefferson is going to see the homeless-looking guy pick up a truck and throw it at whatever threatened Spider-Man.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#peter panics and says everyone from hs dimension can do that

[conbiniiko]

what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

This is the Magical 11/11 & 11:11 Post

May you receive what you wish for with love, grace, & ease and keep your heart and mind open.

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