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23y | She/They | Strange Monsterdog from the internet

[hungry-hobbits]

hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

[ot3]

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

[ot3]

[sixscales]

hi sorry i forgot about this website see yall in 3 months when i remember again

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[batnoise]

[🔪 // november 2023 ] reward for @uncannygods !! ✨🍂

[ID: a digital drawing with rough, sharp and colorful linework of an angelic goat-dragon hybrid anthro, black white and gold in color, with long off-white hair, golden horns that curve around their head, small wings, a long fluffy tail with golden stripes and four pointed stars peppered about, and an ornate golden halo floating behind their head. they sit in a crouched position with a curious expression, picking leaves and sticks out of their tail. the background is teal and dark blue. /end ID]

[fanghaunt]

gift for the birthday beast @fangypeach 🥳🐉

[sixscales]

that almost got me right in my both eyes

[triangleguy]

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

[triangleguy]

[triangleguy]

[howl-eternal-224]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[probably-a-real-lichen]

This is what audio processing disorder feels like

[stjepan-sejic]

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

[summeryewberry]

There’s been an update:

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Aaand another update:

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[ruffboi-mags]

oh good we finally got there

[physibear]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

[moku-youbi]

It got better!!!

[soulsearcher33]

I……..I have a new ship…….dear god @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome

[rowdyhooliganism]

I ship it like FedEx 💖

[anelegantoffense]

@blackkatmagic you’ve probably already seen this but who wouldn’t want to see it again

[aquagrunt]

I am in tears

[aquagrunt]

NEW CONTENDER for worst bread I’ve ever seen

[dduane]

(cc: @petermorwood )

[batnoise]

[🦇 / may 2020]

STEP UP LOVE ✨

[image ID: a waist-up illustration of leonardo watch from blood blockade battlefront. he is colored in bright, saturated blues and pinks, standing against a blue background. he looks to the side, with sonic speed monkey on his shoulder. /end ID]

[calware]

[calware]

ok there. are you guys happy now

[gasterofficial]

can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.

[calware]

ok

[moonbear131]

Could you also remove the danganronpa blood please. Much appreciated.

[calware]

sure.

[dorkylittleweirdo]

[squibbleink]

Retro Buns!

Wanted to see if I could replicate the look of old comic book printing so I did it with Suzy! Remember to check out the alt on my Patreon!

[s-nnoh]

[balloonpup]

Expressive Monster

Meet Scylla, a very shiny rubber monster from under your bed. She's new to being a monster (and to being made of latex), and is super eager to, well, bite you. Or gobble you up, I suppose.

Absolutely beautifully drawn by @ectodrool