Memoirs of a Gaysian @sixseater - Tumblr Blog

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

#b99 #pew pew queue

kestrel-tree

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

keena-kapu

@maburito

maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

anotherlikeyou

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

burntcopper

@deardarkling

#omg #pew pew queue

asluttybasilofbakerstreet

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

#pew pew queue

epicsheebs

#omg what a good smart boy #doge #pew pew queue

ukulelekatie

#hard bottom right but like #aspirationally middle right #pew pew queue

sapphiresea

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

#i love you #pew pew queue

fade-steppin

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

yayasully

#hahahaha yesssssssssss #pew pew queue

terefah

mood

#ugh mood #pew pew queue

weloveshortvideos

gondwana

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

#omg what a cutie #kitty #pew pew queue

theoreocat

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

#oh my god poor kitty #kitty #pew pew queue

the-togepi-man

I didnt get kissed all pride month so I’m officially extending pride indefinitely

#i didn't get kissed enough during pride month so i'm also extending pride month indefinitely #pew pew queue

iloveurias

“How gay are you?”

Credit to mkik808 on twitter.

bunnyb34r

@the-quasar-hero

#mood #pew pew queue

yunaaakim

#ugh #literally i would die for tessa and scott not ever exaggerating here #pew pew queue

anarchetypalarchive

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”