feels good man

I'm Matias, I like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and getting fisted in the ass. (i also have a sock fetish)

[animal-factbook]

Wayfarer sunglasses were made popular by goats in the 1970’s. To this day many celebrities still wear wayfarer sunglasses to keep on the trend that goats started.

[teenytigress]

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

[tai-korczak]

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

[gaymeofthrones-blog]

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

[deathgripsforcutie]

[moarrrmagazine]

Miniature dogs by SuAmi

[marinashutup]

ARE YOU JOKING

[kitsunecoffee]

what is this a dog for ants

[opheillia-blog]

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

[smokeweebs-deactivated20141216]

the first three words you see are what you want in life

[jad3w1ngs]

Reblog this if you believe that Demisexuality exists and if you support Demisexuals

I’m sick of seeing apparently ‘LGBT inclusive’ posts that completely disregard my sexuality. I want to know who out there believes that I and others like me exist and have a valid sexuality. 

[voiceactresskurutta]

[nicoleartist]

HOLY SHIT A DEMI POST *cries* I am loved by 14,692 people that many people don’t think demi is fake The world is beautiful

[dadfrlend]

YESSSSS FINALLY I FEEL SO APPRECIATED

[sixtynyne]

Zodiac Signs AT THEIR WORST!

(You can also refer to your Moon Sign)

Aries: Jealous, possessive, mean, fault finding, over-indulgent.

Taurus: Lazy, overly cautious, sensitive, feeling like everyone has bad intentions.

Gemini: Overwhelmed, easily depressed, snippy, judgmental and malicious, fickle, inconsistent.

Cancer: Uncommunicative, emotional rollercoaster, vulgar, sulking, wants to be alone, feels like they can never do anything right.

Leo: Overly aggressive, wasted energy, melodramatic, cold-hearted, distant, feels like it's them against the world.

Virgo: Attitude, stand-offish, feeling sorry for themselves, self-pitying, really critical of others, lethargic and lazy.

Libra: Dramatic, highly sensitive, lazy, inactive, manipulative, dishonest, lashes out.

Scorpio: Revengeful, cynical, manipulative, highly secretive, mixture of raging emotions, overly obsessive.

Sagittarius: Argumentative, reckless, tactless, flaky, thoughtless, extremely harsh, volatile, unforgiving.

Capricorn: Snobbish, bossy, less forgiving, sees the worst in situations, hopeless, feeling attacked.

Aquarius: Very guarded, irrational thinking, more desperate, extremely detached, want to be left alone.

Pisces: Gullible, self-pitying, overly clingy, out of touch with reality, emotional, self-destructive.

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[lady-feral]

I got 29.  Awwwww yissssssss

[ayellowbirds]

Somehow, got a 30. I guess this makes up for the 20/200 eyesight.

“ROBOT Your colour vision and survival skills are incredible. You can recognize a mosquito from miles away. “

[dr-archeville]

I got… 8?!

[tries again]

10!?

Either my monitor needs adjusting, or my color vision’s much worse than I’d like to believe.

[kakaphoe]

16, I’m a kitty.

[charleythehouseplant]

31. Robot!

[cayra]

Got 19 and 23, cat and tiger respectively. Mew!

[kurokonohacchi]

Got 31 uvu.

[tiniestcataclysm]

Flaca saying one of the most important things I’ve heard on OITNB

Some info from a very light skinned Mexican 

•Spanish≠Latin@s from South America/Mexico. Spanish are people from Spain.

•THERE IS NOT JUST ONE WAY TO LOOK LIKE WHERE YOU’RE FROM. Not all Latin@s are dark skinned, and in fact there’s a lot who may have more European characteristics (ex. blonde hair)

•Don’t tell people they don’t look like where they’re from. It sucks, and it’s just unnecessary. Looking different doesn’t make any Latin@ less from where they’re from.

•There is a different between being white (as in white skin) and light skinned  (but there’s both in Latin America). Pointing out to someone who is either of these that they don’t look like the stereotype of their country is just shitty. stop.

[drunkblogging]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE SCREENCAPPED THIS WAS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE [CULTURALLY] IN THE WHOLE SEASON. read this carefully and remember it henceforward and avoid being colorist/racist  

[mathematicianalias]

Dear axe, your ad is horrible. Let me explain how:

1) It objectifies women. 2) It tells young men with female friends that they are not “real men”. 3) It tells young women that “real” men don’t want to be their friends, they only want to “tear” their clothing off. 4) It insults men with braids. 5) It is advertising a crappy body spray.

Okay, that last one was just my opinion. The others are facts.

[merinnan]

No, that last one was definitely fact.

[jesidres]

And, just as a reminder, the same parent company that owns and produces AXE also produces Dove.  Remember that the next time they claim to be ‘women positive’.

[bogleech]

“stop being a friend and start being a man” is one of the most fucked up twisted phrases I have ever seen written with sincerity

[animateglee-archived]

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

[beccap]

But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. We’ve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we don’t have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.

Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed (via beccap)

[mostlycatsmostly]