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corvidcantina

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

miridai

sheabuttershawtyy

We don’t deserve dogs

tonydezz

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home

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remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism

scott-conant

KING OF HOLLYWOOD

foodnetwork-fandom

nothing but respect for my president

steverigers

friendly reminder that rick astley is actually a pretty horrible person lmao

garbanzel

rick astley could be a fucking serial killer at this point and i wouldn’t have a goddamn clue because im physically and psychologically incapable of clicking any link that even slightly alludes to him at this point. rick astley just ran over 20 people you say? lmao not falling for that again don’t tell me to call 911 what do you take me for a fool

angrybooklady

one day Rick Astley will die and none of us will click on the headline

rainpuddle13

Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…

timaltman

so i’m a trans dude right and i’m home from college for the weekend and laying up in bed and i just heard my sister in the kitchen say to my mom “yeah well i’m your favorite daughter now because i’m your only daughter and now you don’t have a choice”

i’m crying i’m laughing so hard

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Other video game companies:

Nintendo:

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”

wizzard890

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.