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BUT U DONT KNOW THAT!!

*chases after u*

colt-seavers-official

Sorry about this, Colt! *taps his shoulder* You now have the curse of cat ears and a tail for 24 hours! Bye! *runs off*

(You don’t gotta answer this one if you don’t wanna.)

WHAT? Hold on, no--

*spins around to look in the mirror, horror twisting his face when he sees the cat ears protruding from his blond hair and the fluffy tail extending out of his jeans.*

WHY DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN TO ME?!

I CAN HELP U IF U WANT

*runs into the room with surgical scissors*

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

I… don’t think so, but I’m not sure.

Then thank god I did

*hugs u carefully*

*Hugs you back.* Im glad you did too.

Also is jazzy’s tattoo better? I’m really sorry about that

I think so…

That’s good…cuz some of the other siblings want me to give them tattoos…

Just… try to be careful.

I will :)

I asked another professional what could have made a person have an infection in the ink I used nd they said an ingredient that isn’t very common…so it was probably smth rare that she was allergic to or smth 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ohhh… thank you for doing more research.

No problem :)

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

I… don’t think so, but I’m not sure.

Then thank god I did

*hugs u carefully*

*Hugs you back.* Im glad you did too.

Also is jazzy’s tattoo better? I’m really sorry about that

I think so…

That’s good…cuz some of the other siblings want me to give them tattoos…

Just… try to be careful.

I will :)

I asked another professional what could have made a person have an infection in the ink I used nd they said an ingredient that isn’t very common…so it was probably smth rare that she was allergic to or smth 🤷🏼‍♀️

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

I… don’t think so, but I’m not sure.

Then thank god I did

*hugs u carefully*

*Hugs you back.* Im glad you did too.

Also is jazzy’s tattoo better? I’m really sorry about that

I think so…

That’s good…cuz some of the other siblings want me to give them tattoos…

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

I… don’t think so, but I’m not sure.

Then thank god I did

*hugs u carefully*

*Hugs you back.* Im glad you did too.

Also is jazzy’s tattoo better? I’m really sorry about that

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

I… don’t think so, but I’m not sure.

Then thank god I did

*hugs u carefully*

hey dad, I’m bored 🫠

can I ask u smth

Sure, go ahead!

do u think you’d be dead if I didn’t slap u?

Hey I’m dad , look over there !! 👉

Over where? *Looks*

quietsupporteranonymous

*consumes various chemicals*

wait what?!

quietsupporteranonymous

oh yeah well the bright colors excited me, much better than Astrophage. Plus now my skin is less burning and more numb :D

Spit that out!

quietsupporteranonymous

FINE!

*he pulls off his mask to spit out a rainbow of liquids, and then coughs, glowing powder coming up, he gives a thumbs up*

sorry. Just bored out of my mind from the whole dying of radiation poisoning thing.

Why are you dying of radiation poisoning?!?

The REAL question is….

why not🫠

Is everyone ready? Remember please comment, mo reblogs except for the fighters.

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@thatonechaosgoose are you ready to eat shit

Eh, I'm ready to beat your cunty ass. Let's let our referee @sizzleq2 get us started.

IM HERE

now I want a fair fight between the two of u,

no weapons allowed in the arena

only punches, slaps, hair pulling etc

ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT!!

Yeah, only if goose is ready to loose

Oh please, get ready to fall on your ass!

We both know I'm going to win bitch *i adjust my fight gloves*

ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS STARTED

ROUND ONE IS OFFICIALLY IN SESSION

*rings a gong I found randomly*

(each round is 7 minutes)

Try your best fuck doll @thatonechaosgoose

Only if you do the same, fuckwad!

*I charge at you, my fist raised*

*i quickly side step and leg sweep them * do you kiss your mother with that mouth, dipshit

*I laugh, stumbling and landing on the ground, before I stand back up and kick you in the ribs*

Nah, only your mom's. Last week, actually.

*i curse and knee them in the stomach and punching them in the face (cheek)* that's funny because I railed your mom raw last night

*I wheeze, partially from the knee to my stomach and partially from laughter. I catch another punch from you and hit you in the jaw, along with kicking you in the shin*

Well, I can tell you that my mom probably isn't as kinky as your mom. That was a wild night.

*i stumbled to my knees and groan but quickly yank her ankle* are you sure because I hate to tell ypu, you're mom definitely has a suffocation kink

*I cackle as I'm pulled to the ground, and I quickly tackle you, punching you in the face.*

Well yours has a mommy kink. I might end up becoming your step mom sometime soon, which, would make our family situation pretty confusing.

THAT MARKS THE END OR ROUND 1

*bangs my random gong again*

@thatonechaosgoose, @jazzyious, GO TO UR RESPECTIVE CORNERS, THE NEXT ROUND WILL BE IN A COUPLE MINUTES

(ooc: there r three rounds, i forgot to mention

*i get up and go to my corner and sip my water bottle that definitely doesn't have vodka in *

*I go to my corner as well, grabbing my water bottle and chugging half of it.*

CONTENDERS, COME BACK TO THE RING,

ROUND TWO IS STARTING…….NOW

*bangs my random gong*

Is everyone ready? Remember please comment, mo reblogs except for the fighters.

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@thatonechaosgoose are you ready to eat shit

Eh, I'm ready to beat your cunty ass. Let's let our referee @sizzleq2 get us started.

IM HERE

now I want a fair fight between the two of u,

no weapons allowed in the arena

only punches, slaps, hair pulling etc

ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT!!

Yeah, only if goose is ready to loose

Oh please, get ready to fall on your ass!

We both know I'm going to win bitch *i adjust my fight gloves*

ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS STARTED

ROUND ONE IS OFFICIALLY IN SESSION

*rings a gong I found randomly*

(each round is 7 minutes)

Try your best fuck doll @thatonechaosgoose

Only if you do the same, fuckwad!

*I charge at you, my fist raised*

*i quickly side step and leg sweep them * do you kiss your mother with that mouth, dipshit

*I laugh, stumbling and landing on the ground, before I stand back up and kick you in the ribs*

Nah, only your mom's. Last week, actually.

*i curse and knee them in the stomach and punching them in the face (cheek)* that's funny because I railed your mom raw last night

*I wheeze, partially from the knee to my stomach and partially from laughter. I catch another punch from you and hit you in the jaw, along with kicking you in the shin*

Well, I can tell you that my mom probably isn't as kinky as your mom. That was a wild night.

*i stumbled to my knees and groan but quickly yank her ankle* are you sure because I hate to tell ypu, you're mom definitely has a suffocation kink

*I cackle as I'm pulled to the ground, and I quickly tackle you, punching you in the face.*

Well yours has a mommy kink. I might end up becoming your step mom sometime soon, which, would make our family situation pretty confusing.

THAT MARKS THE END OR ROUND 1

*bangs my random gong again*

@thatonechaosgoose, @jazzyious, GO TO UR RESPECTIVE CORNERS, THE NEXT ROUND WILL BE IN A COUPLE MINUTES

(ooc: there r three rounds, i forgot to mention

Papa, @sizzleq2 wants to make astrophage grenades, and I think it's an awesome idea. Especially cuz we could use it on the COI!

So, uh, how would one go about making astrophage grenades?

No.

Not without supervision, and that supervision needs to be a responsible adult who knows about astrophage. It's dangerous.

hopping-dimensions

Oh dear gosh this makes me a bad influence doesn't it-

Only a little, at least you're not talking them into eating taumoeba again. I'm still not sure what that stuff is, but the stuff I saw looked like snot. In a pouch.

U don’t have to worry anymore @sierrasix-official @colt-seavers-official is helping me make the bombs :)

...I like that even less somehow. Colt, do you even know what you're doing?

@colt-seavers-official

He’s at the fight between jazzy nd goose

Papa, @sizzleq2 wants to make astrophage grenades, and I think it's an awesome idea. Especially cuz we could use it on the COI!

So, uh, how would one go about making astrophage grenades?

No.

Not without supervision, and that supervision needs to be a responsible adult who knows about astrophage. It's dangerous.

hopping-dimensions

Oh dear gosh this makes me a bad influence doesn't it-

Only a little, at least you're not talking them into eating taumoeba again. I'm still not sure what that stuff is, but the stuff I saw looked like snot. In a pouch.

U don’t have to worry anymore @sierrasix-official @colt-seavers-official is helping me make the bombs :)

Is everyone ready? Remember please comment, mo reblogs except for the fighters.

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@thatonechaosgoose are you ready to eat shit

Eh, I'm ready to beat your cunty ass. Let's let our referee @sizzleq2 get us started.

IM HERE

now I want a fair fight between the two of u,

no weapons allowed in the arena

only punches, slaps, hair pulling etc

ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT!!

Yeah, only if goose is ready to loose

Oh please, get ready to fall on your ass!

We both know I'm going to win bitch *i adjust my fight gloves*

ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS STARTED

ROUND ONE IS OFFICIALLY IN SESSION

*rings a gong I found randomly*

(each round is 7 minutes)

Is everyone ready? Remember please comment, mo reblogs except for the fighters.

ryland-grace-official-account @colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @official-tony-stark-account @simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean @darkiplier-askblog @official-eva-stratt @young-stanford-pines-offical @bill-cipher-offical @olesya-ilyukhina-official @carl-found-the-internet @tmntmikey2254 @sizzleq2 @queen-toothiana-official @sauelsuesor-and-voidheart

@thatonechaosgoose are you ready to eat shit

Eh, I'm ready to beat your cunty ass. Let's let our referee @sizzleq2 get us started.

IM HERE

now I want a fair fight between the two of u,

no weapons allowed in the arena

only punches, slaps, hair pulling etc, nd NO CHOKING

ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT!!

colt-seavers-official

Uncle Colt, @sizzleq2 wants to make astrophage grenades, and I think it's a great idea, we could use em on the COI!

Do you happen to know how to make grenades, and would you be willing to help??

I do know how to make them, yeah. I'll go get the materials.

THANK U,

we’re trying to help u avenge Simon bc no one deserves to be told they aren’t loved

Papa, @sizzleq2 wants to make astrophage grenades, and I think it's an awesome idea. Especially cuz we could use it on the COI!

So, uh, how would one go about making astrophage grenades?

No.

Not without supervision, and that supervision needs to be a responsible adult who knows about astrophage. It's dangerous.

Why do you think I'm asking you?? You're a responsible adult, you could help us make some!!!