my name like gender is an illusion

[chewie321511]

ash: what do you call a man with a rubber toe?

ash: Roberto

me:

video isn’t mine btw

[arandomthot]

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[sapphicpositivity]

So when I was 16 I was in a theatre class & I was partnered with this boy for a kissing scene & I didn’t like him at all but I was Totally Straight ™ he just wasn’t my type and I didn’t want my first kiss to be with him and that’s obviously why I literally threw up at the thought of having to kiss him! I mean, who doesn’t throw up at the prospect of their first kiss with a boy! Anyways, my friend (who I def had a crush looking back on it) said she’d teach me how to stage kiss! And for a stage kiss one person cups the other’s face but puts their thumb on the other’s lips and then they “kiss” the thumb. So she cupped my face & put her thumb on my lips & then as she went in for the “kiss”,,,, my knees actually fuckin,,,, buckled underneath me,,,, like just the thought of (stage) kissing this girl caused me to physically become light headed and fall over, but I was def straight! Only into boys obviously! Never would wanna date a girl! And I played it off as having low blood sugar & being stressed but I’m all reality I was just gay & stupid

[green-loaf]

This is actually so cute

[jimmyneuteredtron]

Kim Pastabowl

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[teathattast]

a star

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[zykova]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The most beautiful puppy that you’ll see today

[sharkboxes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

[socialistexan]

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

[unified-multiversal-theory]

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

[auntiewanda]

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

[willowofthehearth]

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

source

[radioactive-dingo]

hey since that season is coming up again!

[basinke]

Don’t abuse the bell ringers unless they get aggressive, but don’t give them a bent penny.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Sometimes you don’t get what you want, because you deserve better.

[kloudzzz]

TRUST THE UNIVERSE

[07heart]

being vulnerable enough to tell people how much you care about them is infinitely more brave than pretending to be above love and using edginess as a method of self-preservation

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[rayychel5]

Feels good to be back 🖤🖤🖤 got a surprise for everyone

🖤🖤🖤 new baby to the family

[theyultgay]

*UGLY SOBBING*

[rayychel5]

Feels good to be back 🖤🖤🖤 got a surprise for everyone

🖤🖤🖤 new baby to the family

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