Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.
HC list under the cut
* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.
* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.
* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).
* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.
* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).
* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)
* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).
* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)
Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--
i headcanon Adrian to be an environmental landscaper and architect, who designs clothes for fun because they're just that talented and badass. they spearheaded the making of Grace's biodome and his erid-cultural closet lol
Red Cross: https://youtu.be/Gp-CaTlxjLY?si=_yJqDbGZSk6MHwXh
there are a lot more I like, but these are mostly the only voice claims I can think about the top of my head
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Here are my thoughts on your headcannon voice claims:
Ophelia:
YES! I see this working out so well for her, especially during her last yeas on the Nemesis and first years with the Autobots! Love that the character is also small!
Lithia:
RAPUNZEL!!!!! YES!!!! Fun Fact! When I try to picture what I think Lithia's holoform could be like, long blonde hair is always a permeant staple.
Maxima:
SWEET PRIMUS! LUISA!!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!! You are on a roll with these! We love our muscly girl!
Baby Beany:
Its KEVIN!!! Now why can I think of Baby Beany in a Home Alone situation? Who ever is the intruder is not lasting long.
Teen Beany:
The reawakening of vine hit me like a freight train. Thank you!!!!
Red Cross:
All right! I can see Rose as Red! I can see similar dialogue working if she was talking to Fowler about her Fowler's back in the war.
🌟 A Cry for Help: My Family’s Struggle to Survive in Gaza 🌟
Hello, my name is Areej Kassab. I’m a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza, and I’m reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a desperate plea for support. My family and I are enduring unimaginable hardships as relentless bombings devastate our home and our dreams.
We are a family of 15—10 adults and 5 children. Every day is a battle for survival. Food is scarce, humanitarian aid is not reaching us, and my little nieces and nephews go to bed hungry. Among them is my sister, who is deaf, and another sister who has a newborn baby. They, too, are suffering in this crisis, and I’m doing everything I can to protect and provide for them.
💔 A Life in Ruins
The war has robbed us of everything: safety, peace, and even the hope of a future here. My family’s needs are basic yet critical—food, clean water, diapers for the babies, gas for cooking, and other essentials to make it through each day.
With rising prices and limited access to necessities, we are struggling to provide even the most basic items. My sister’s home has been destroyed, and we are working together to ensure everyone has shelter, food, and warmth.
✨ My Plea for Your Support ✨
I’m a writer, and I’ve been documenting the harsh realities faced by my community under siege. But words can only do so much. We need action, and we need help. Your kindness can save us.
🙏 How You Can Help
Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to securing the essentials we desperately need.
Share Our Story: If you can’t donate, please share this post to help us reach others who can.
Your support will help provide food for the children, clean water for my family, and basic supplies to help us survive this unimaginable crisis.
My name is Melissa and I am supporting Areej to help her family surviv… Melissa Saul needs your support for Emergency Evacuation for Aree
Thank you for reading, for caring, and for standing in solidarity with us. Together, we can create a lifeline for my family—a chance to live, to dream, and to hope again.
: Hello, I am Wael from Gaza🇵🇸🍉, a father of three children. I am writing to you with a heavy heart. I have launched a fundraising campaign to transport my children to safety. All I need is a safe place and to provide food and water for my children. You are the only hope for me and my family. Any donation if it is 20 euros or less.🙏
https://gofund.me/877bdefc
✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #372 )✅️
Reblogged (sorry, I wish I can, however, I am no longer in the financial situation where I can help. Donate as I did before.)
Help My Family Escape the War and Start a New Life
I am searching for an opportunity to live safely, far from the relentless war. Our three children, Rahaf, Leen, and Aseel, are in desperate need of healthcare and a stable, secure environment.
The life we live now is filled with fear and suffering. We cannot provide our children with the necessary care or the safety they deserve. We aspire to move to a country where we can start a new life, where our children can enjoy education and healthcare, and grow up in an environment full of hope and optimism.
We understand that life is challenging for everyone, but we are asking for your help during this difficult time. Your donations will help us cover travel expenses, and provide housing and necessary healthcare for our children upon arrival.
GoFundMe Campaign Link ♥️ :
Help My Family Escape the War and Start a New Life
Hello,
I… Mohammed hemaid needs your support for Help My Family Escape the War an
Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to achieving this dream. We are grateful to everyone who supports us or shares our campaign.
Help us save our children's lives 🙏
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Hello there! 🌸💫
I hope this message finds you in good spirits 💕
I’m reaching out with a humble request to help my family in Gaza. Could you please reblog my pinned post or contribute $10 to help us meet our basic needs and provide essentials for the children in my family? 🙏🏼
Your support, whether through sharing our story or donating, brings hope and relief to us during these challenging times. Together, we can make a difference. 🌼
Thank you for taking the time to read this. Your kindness means the world to us. 🌷✨💖
Sorry for the late response, but I have re-blocked your post. Unfortunately, this is the most I can do at the moment.
Yesterday was a difficult day for my family and children… Fierce winds swept through our fragile tent—the only shelter we had, offering us a semblance of security. But it could not withstand the wrath of nature. I sat watching my children huddle together, their little eyes filled with fear, and my heart ached because all I could offer them was patience and prayers.
I don’t know when we will receive a new tent or perhaps caravans that can provide us with a minimum level of dignity. We are not asking for much—just a roof to shield our children from the cold and rain, walls that give us a little privacy, and a glimmer of hope.
To everyone reading these words, we are here… trying to endure, trying to stay strong. But we need someone to hear our voices, someone to extend a helping hand, someone who believes that every human being deserves a dignified life.
Dear Humanity,
My name is Nasreen, I am 37 years old, and I am a mother to… Nasreen shawa needs your support for Support a Mother's Struggl
Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is (#334 )
Why are you ignoring me? I am in dire need of your help. You helped me during the genocide. Please help me during the peace period so that I can collect travel expenses for my husband. I no longer have a home or a life of dignity. It is all destroyed. Please help me.
I am terribly sorry. I am aware that I previously have been able to donate. However, recently, my financial situation has also changed and donating is no longer possible for me at the moment. I can still help you by reblogging and I had just reblogged your newest post.
I hope you're doing well. I am reaching out today as we are facing a very difficult situation here in Gaza. 🇵🇸 The war has dragged on, and everything we have has been spent just to stay alive. We are a family of 11, and our circumstances have become unbearable.
The price of a bag of flour has increased significantly, now reaching 200 dollars, a sum that is beyond our ability to afford during these tough times. 💔
Please, if you can, contribute to the campaign we are running. Your contribution could save lives and ease our suffering in these harsh conditions. We are deeply grateful for any support you can provide. 🙏❤️
Campaign link: https://gofund.me/917ecb89
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