"haha omegaverse mpreg emoji 🫃🫃🫃!!"
Yes because transmasculine people don't exist, everything outside of patriarchal norms is your fetish and/or something made specifically for you to mock
The previous text WAS sarcastic fyi
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"haha omegaverse mpreg emoji 🫃🫃🫃!!"
Yes because transmasculine people don't exist, everything outside of patriarchal norms is your fetish and/or something made specifically for you to mock
The previous text WAS sarcastic fyi
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
world heritage post
I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.
people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop
i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with
Even if it's Country?
yes hot take the hatred of country music as a whole will often come down to classism i love country music i love bluegrass i love folk and writing off a whole genre or type of music is crazyyyyyyy
country was also explicitly stolen from black people and sold to white audiences by covering black songs with white artists
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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Armand ily but you need to stop seeing yourself in others and then deciding to "help" them by torturing them because you perceive torture as a relief and a comfort. Babes. Babes don't do that
ok mini devils minion thought since S3E4 dropped - we know that armand is really good at shielding his thoughts from other vampires, and has had a long time to practice secrecy. sometimes this is to placate others, mostly it is to protect himself from people knowing about his thoughts and feelings, and he likes to keep up appearances that hes very put-together and in charge. I think it'd be really sweet if - because of the bond between maker and fledgeling stopping mental communication - armand realises that daniel cannot hear his thoughts, and a weight is lifted from his shoulders, because for the past 50 years, he has had to cut off any passionate/loud thoughts he has for daniel so that louis doesnt realise past!devils minion is happening. itd be really sweet if armand begins to think fondly of daniel for the first time since the turning, and right as hes about to suppress it, he realises that louis isnt around, and daniel cant hear him, and hes free to think openly about daniel for the first time in 50 years - he can think every tender, desperate, longing thought hes had since meeting him as loudly as he wants to - and its so new! hes been forced into vampire exile, into vampire loneliness for the first time in his unlife, but at least he has this tiny, pitiful freedom to think about his beloved as much as he wants - and the edges are still raw, and he still shies away when thinking too intensely about the shape of daniel's mouth or the taste of his blood, but his thoughts are finally able to keep him company
i also think itd be really funny if armand doesnt realise that his lovey-dovey thoughts can be Really Loud and sometimes lestat or whoever can hear "...I wish I could stroke his hair again..." all the way from ohio
Ok but what if Armand turned Daniel because he was about to die. Not man-in-his-70s-with-Parkinson’s about to die, I mean a-matter-of-minutes about to die
They’re on that plane, flying over New Jersey, but something’s wrong
Maybe Daniel starts having a seizure, OR he doesn’t even realise it yet and he feels fine (as fine as he can feel anyway)
But Armand can sense it, smell it, that he is about to be very much Not Fine in Not Long
He ponders his possibilities for a moment. He knew that it was going to happen soon, but there is an ocean between receiving the news next to Louis in their house in Dubai, giving himself the time to mourn in silence, and actually fucking seeing it happen in front of him
Could he bare it? To do nothing about it except holding his beloved boy in his arms, whispering one last, broken “Rest” to spare his consciousness the worst parts of the process? He tells himself that he can do it for a moment. He has probably endured worse, after all. But then Daniel gets closer to him to tell him something, their eyes meet and the next moment they are on the floor, Armand’s fangs deep in his throat
Daniel’s struggles are useless, his pleas ignored as Armand starts feeding him his blood, as red tears drip on Daniel’s crooked glasses, as claws replace nails and dig into Armand’s skin
The rest of the flight Daniel is feeding on blood bags and retching, living his first hours of his new life in death as his maker stares into nothingness, catatonic. What has he done?
Robbed his beloved boy of a peaceful death, cursing him with a monstrous eternity. He is a coward — and it is cowardice once again that leads him to disappear once the plane has landed (if not earlier), information to contact the blood bank scribbled on a piece of paper, and an abandoned fledgeling on a plane seat smeared with blood, hungry and filled with painful resentment
Sorry boss I can’t work this week, we found out Daniel’s turning happened on a private jet and I need to ponder the potential series of events that that could have led up to that
they were after armand's ass so bad this ep imagine being called a friendless bottom twin sociopath by your 50 year long, 80 y/o situationship who YOU made immortal and then your ex from 17th century france whose mom and him were in an "underground orgy" with you and your weird cult urges his audience (because he is a rockstar for some reason) to look deep into you "uwu japanime eyes" RIGHT AFTER you go to rehab and try apologising to each of them...... omg i'd walk right into the sun
well yes!
I don't want to hear another, "which could mean nothing" out of DM nation. Because it ALL meant something.
It all meant EVERYTHING.
release the zaman cut script!!!
leonard staring at bill… leonard slowly walking up to bill and telling him what to do… bill listening as if in a trance….
bill describing leonard: empathetic, caring, artistic…
leonard describing bill: he was a physical wreck
How Orissa Kelly gave me rope burn!
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omg they named a font after That One Hermit That's Now Not A Hermit‽ outrageous!!
I am going to be so FR with you, I picked out the font for the new season, and was like "heh, it's like Iskal's real name. Funny that" and now every time I edit the recap, there's a split moment when I catch the name of the font and get reminded about his stupid ass.
I like the font but I may change it next time 'cause honestly that will probably improve my mental wellbeing just a tiny bit