If you're going to auction Tim off you have to sell him to me like a salesman, Jason. Give me the pros and cons. What am I getting if I bid on him? What's he bring to the table?
pros: - great comedic timing (slapstick/physical comedy is his specialty) - comes with actual interesting people around him (spoiler... anarky....) - loves fighting
cons: - fucking BITES - annoying sense of morality and preachy to boot - loves fighting
if you bid now you can get a bonus prize of tim's skateboards to come with him for the full 90s collection.














