space ho

idk wtf i’m doing anymore.

[natalieironside]

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

[sparrowpharoh]

The Pope is canonically Catholic

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[banji-effect]

Me

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[ceekari]

How often do you think she’s heard “ no I’m gay I can’t” from her dad to have picked that up?

[a-misguided-ghost-97]

the urge to post hideously personal things online. where does it come from

[maxknightley]

I’m ending the debate once and for all

Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it’s 69° outside and go “nice” rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion

[angerinet]

Get a print here! https://society6.com/angerinet

[hoodfamous]

“not all men-”

You’re right. Michael B. Jordan the 6ft anime god whose parents live with HIM would never treat me this way

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I literally love doing everything at night im a nocturnal bitch

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[cosehort1-deactivated20200909]

Girls have feelings n boys have a version of feelings

[hustlerose]

biology power move: chug water and pee at the same time 

[hustlerose]

WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[hustlerose]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[headlessheartless]

this is the worst case scenario of anything i’ve ever heard

[bardbreakfast]

Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

[carmen-atcha]

Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand

[bardbreakfast]

THIS EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS. THANK YOU

[abandonedandurbex]

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

[kosmonin]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

[sk8erboybabe]

nice

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch