reasons to be cheerful, 1 2 3

Step #1: finished my novel. Step #2: Step #3: get agented.

[timbitshockey]

seeing sid in his little team canada practice sweater makes me feel like a werewolf except instead of turning into a wolf i’m being transformed into the ideal viewer of those corny commercials canadian sports networks always air about hockey being in our blood and how we as a country perhaps created sidney crosby in a tulpa situation and should be allowed as a nation to marry him collectively he jsjt looks so ouuug OUUU🍁 i cant control jt aaa🫎 RUN SAVE YOURSEL🍁‼️🍁🔥🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁‼️‼️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🫎🫎🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🫎🫎🍁🍁🇨🇦🫎🫎🫎 OHHHH THE GOOD OL HOCKEY GAME ITS THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAMEEEE

[ytglovescardiff]

Happy Canada (NHL Free Agent Apocalypse) Day to all who celebrate.

[berdymane]

[ytglovescardiff]

Tonight I made the third-best potato salad I have *ever* eaten, and that is stellar news, because I have to write so many emails.

[ytglovescardiff]

On the one hand, my shoulder hurts a lot because (checks notes) I am old and slept wrong, but on the other hand, I didn't spontaneously combust from nerves while recording my first ever podcast guest appearance this morning, so in balance today has been pretty good despite all the ibuprofen.

[chirpingfromthebox]

The net falling over onto Toronto Sceptres' goalie Raygan Kirk during the Sceptres vs. Frost game on Mar. 8th, 2026.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[glixbitch]

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

[eterni-ki-moved]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

[theofficialinternetloner]

I BEG TO DIFFER

[ytglovescardiff]

Gonna make SO much potato salad this weekend. And like, all summer too.

[ytglovescardiff]

We went to PEI and NB for a week-long roadtrip and it was perfect.

Pretty sweet way to celebrate twenty years of marriage.

[llovinghome]

[ytglovescardiff]

The windows are open and the breeze is making that good noise in the trees. You know the one.

[ytglovescardiff]

And now I'll share:

When it was down to four in the NHL playoffs, I dreamt I saw an onscreen broadcast graphic with the remaining teams.

L*s V*g*s: Came Back Wrong

Montreal: Came Back Medium

Colorado: Came Back Forever

Carolina: Surf the Claw

Anyway I think this means I predicted the outcome of the final, no?

[ytglovescardiff]

Anyone looking for new non-stick technologies should totally check out this patch of my office wall that heartily refuses any and all attempts at coupling with command strips no matter how carefully it is cleaned in advance.

Sigh.

[ytglovescardiff]

The only upside to being this stressed out is that I have cleaned/organized SO many things today.

[ytglovescardiff]

Made a pretty great improv dinner tonight and the win and the way it tasted each scratched an itch, so I'm quite pleased.

[ytglovescardiff]

Just saw the home care aide for my 90 year old neighbor come out to get ice cream from the ice cream truck and anyway, sometimes the world can seem pretty damn nice for a minute here and there, you know? Like it's worth protecting the good stuff and encouraging more of it?

[thirdtwin3]

"Revelations" 03.07 (1998)