Ask Skaia Height's Finest Coffee Shops

Welcome to Skaia Heights a small town just off the road from the local college. Here we find two neighboring coffee shops locked in a bitter feud, Cafe d'Chat and Crocker Cakes & Coffee. Will the two shops ever find peace?

[jonarart]

demon!soap coming back to ghost to “watch over him” 😒

[arualthefirst]

Group photo🫶🫶🫶

[skaiaheightscoffee]

finally done...

zzzzzzzzzzz... (nepeta is offline)

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Nepeta hasn’t slept in 36 hours and still has 2 more essays

ugh...so tired....huh?

thank you so much oh my god

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Hi there! We were wondering if you'd like to be affiliates?

Of course! We'd love to!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave Strider is offline

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John Egbert is offline.

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Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

I wasn’t sick until you got your spit on me!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

What? No no no, no this is not my fault. This is because of your spit.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Uhm! You’ve never complained about my spit before.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Thanks Mr. E, and excuse you John I thought bros shared everything. 

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Yeah, we do. Now, be nice to the poor sick kid and share your shrimp. Mine disappeared.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

I wasn’t sick until you got your spit on me!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

What? No no no, no this is not my fault. This is because of your spit.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Uhm! You’ve never complained about my spit before.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Thanks Mr. E, and excuse you John I thought bros shared everything. 

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

I wasn’t sick until you got your spit on me!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

What? No no no, no this is not my fault. This is because of your spit.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Uhm! You’ve never complained about my spit before.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

I wasn’t sick until you got your spit on me!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

What? No no no, no this is not my fault. This is because of your spit.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

I wasn’t sick until you got your spit on me!

[skaiaheightscoffee]

wait a min.... your clothes are swapped... "spent the night"... WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING?!

It’s not gay if you don’t look each other in the eye, s’why I got shades.

Can’t two bros just have an awesome night of fooling around anymore? I thought sleep overs were still a thing.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Can’t hear you bro, all I’m hearing is slander against our sick bro sleep over. You said it was cool, and I didn’t know I was sick until you gave me the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Me?! No. You’re the one who spent the night at my house with a sore throat. This is on you.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dont- don’t blame me, you plague giver. This is your fault.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

Dave is online

I better be dying of the plague.

[skaiaheightscoffee]

If you die, that means I’m gonna die too. Thanks, Dave.