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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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🙈

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Only took you ten months to follow me, bitch ;)

I didn't get on here for like ever🙊

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Conversation with my very religious mother

Me: did you know that it is a sin to where that shirt and you could go to hell?

Mom:

Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.

Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.

Mom: show me where it says that

Me: levictus 19:19

"'Keep my decrees.

“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.

“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.

“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

Mom:

Mom:

Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell

Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

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Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

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This though ❤️

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I live on the edge

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Lol

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Every time!

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Girls vs Boys. :P

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It's A Boy(;

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Yukon Do It(;

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Facebook Profile Pic 1970's(;

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Haha(;

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I Guess It's Been Awhile...

I got a job and shit :/ but no worries I'm back <3 You can expect much more from me now (:

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Don't Fall For This(;

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