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she her/ heated rivalry / occasionally writer

[monlvssnoopy]

i loveee reading about shane giving ilya the most expensive gifts, because yeah, that’s his man, and if he wants a vintage alfa romeo type b, he is going to get it for him, that’s what he deserves and nobody can afford him the way shane does (and it also helps that ilya will go “my husband got this for me, my husband bought a vintage car just because, my husband, my husband”)

[drawballa]

📞😴

[janerozanova]

Ilya draped across the cottage couch, hair still damp from the lake, mouth slightly open, legs half up, half down. The summer breeze kissed his skin in the most peaceful way possible. The sun was no longer visible, and the only thing he could hear was Shane moving around in the kitchen, making them sandwiches after swimming.

And then, all of a sudden, there was a freckled angel waking him up by kissing every inch of his face.

Forehead? Mwah.

Between his eyebrows? Mwah.

His temple? Mwah.

His cheek? Mwah.

His nose bridge? Mwah.

His mole? Mwah.

Ilya smiled brightly with his eyes still closed. “You missed a spot.” Shane chuckled. “Mmm.”

He kissed Ilya’s nose.

Ilya tsked in disagreement. Shane laughed.

He kissed Ilya’s jaw.

Ilya groaned, God’s brightest smile still plastered across his face. Shane couldn’t have that. He couldn’t not kiss him even more. So he crashed their lips together. Ilya hummed happily against his mouth before opening his eyes. “Very good, mylysh.” He immediately kissed him again to hide his now furiously blushing face. Ilya was losing his mind.

Oh my God. I can’t believe this is my life now. God.Oh my God.Oh my God.Oh my God.

[weewoo911]

Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great

But I’d love a fic where one or both of Shane’s parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilya’s chest and that’s how they find out

They’re dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilya’s hand is in Shane’s hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed

Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow

[monlvssnoopy]

hear me out

shane and ilya were invited to the 2026 world cup, since canada is hosting several matches, neither of them are big soccer fans, but it marks the very first time ilya has been invited to an event as an official and freshly canadian citizen, so they decided to go

at the match, shane keeps it classic with a canada jersey. meanwhile ilya goes all out, he’s rocking the jersey, has a massive canada hat, and face paint with the iconic red and white stripes. to top it off, he brought a canadian flag, but the maple leaf has been replaced with shane’s face, cause he gets to be in lovee, proudly and loudly, and also cause its shane fucking hollander, the hottest man ever, and he is married to him, so sue him

[sumthinboutapickle]

Ok so you guys know abt that trend on tik tok where one person is secretly videoing their parter being all sweet because they think they’re in private?? I got a little something.

Harris had showed Shane this trend one day after practice and jokingly says to Shane “You should do this with Ilya. I bet you’d get hella views” and Shane laughs it off but then is like wait this might actually be a good way to hold something over Ilya for always making him blush in front of all of the other guys.

So Shane starts watching tik toks and studies how he should act when doing this with Ilya.

The perfect opportunity to do it comes later that day when Ilya is sprawled on top of Shane with Shane’s hand in his hair. All sleep heavy and warm.

Shane starts recording without Ilya noticing as Ilya nuzzles his face into Shane’s stomach murmuring I love you over and over again. Shane smiles at the camera and then looks down at his boyfriend. “Are you tired, baby?” Ilya hums and kisses Shane’s stomach. “Just want to stay with you all day” Ilya murmured sleepily, continuing to nuzzle closer into Shane.

Shane couldn’t help but show the absolute admiration he had for this man on his face. “You can be so sweet when you want to be”

“I’m always sweet for you malysh.” Ilya starts kissing up Shane’s chest which has him thinking this video might take a turn soon.

“You’re my sweet boy.” Shane says as Ilya rubs his face into Shane’s neck. “Your sweet boy” Ilya turns his face to kiss at Shane’s jaw and then opened an eye, saw the phone camera, and immediately huffed “Oh shit” and dropped his head on Shane’s shoulder. Shane starts laughing hysterically and saves the video before posting it. Ilya is both gobsmacked and exhilarated about Shane’s quick decision to post something so private about their life together. “You are an evil man” Ilya says to his still laughing husband. “The guys will never let me live this down!”

The guys did not in fact, let Ilya live this down. “Hey lover boy” Troy smirked as Ilya strode into the locker room, Shane’s hand in his. “Has Roz been a good boy Holzy?” Tanner Dillon laughed. Ilya groaned and Shane couldn’t help but smile at his husband’s embarrassment. “Holzy has this man more whipped than cream” Wyatt says loudly, earning laughter amongst the teammates.

Ilya can’t help but smile down at Shane, so much love and devotion in his eyes “yes he does.”

[monlvssnoopy]

heated rivalry fandom so sensitive that i just:

shane and ilya flipping each other off over facetime

[monlvssnoopy]

au in which shane is a medstudent trying to be the number one so he can choose where to do his internship and later his specialty, he wants to go to a nice hospital in boston, because he started chatting with an inpatient called irina (they regularly sent letters to each other, it started as a homework from his psychiatrist rotation, but he felt like he could help a little if he still keeps writing)

what he doesn’t know is that he is going to get that place at boston and meet ilya rozanov, a famous hockey player, know from his lack of attention to anything except hockey and his mama

[monlvssnoopy]

i will never understand why people decide to hate someone, like it’s valid if you don’t like them, but sending DEA*H THREAT JUST BECAUSE??

[isthismusicc]

i love this face what is the hudgrowl? hudsnarl?

[jewelcoatfish]

aggressive hudkitten

[sweetbabyshane]

Ilya will pout. If he wants attentions, Ilya is not above whining and pouting to his husband to get what he wants. And Shane folds every time. He loves his dramatic baby of a husband too much to resist.

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"You are mad at me," Ilya said suddenly from the other end of the couch.

Shane looked up with confusion at the sudden outburst. "What? No I’m not."

Ilya sighed and let his head fall back against the arm rest. "You must be. There is no other explanation."

"Why do you say that? Explanation for what?" Shane asked, letting his iPad fall into his lap. He adjusted his glasses a bit as they slipped down his nose.

Ilya crossed his arms and looked at the ceiling to keep his composure. "I have been on the couch with you for over ten minutes, and you do not touch me. You have not even looked at me. You must be mad if you do not want me."

Shane's jaw dropped slightly at the accusation. "Ilya, seriously? I’m not mad. I was focused on reading this contract for mom."

"No, is fine. I understand. You are tired of me now. Honeymoon is over," Ilya replied with another sigh, letting his head loll to the side. His voice had taken on that signature whine he only used when he was in a certain attention-seeking mood.

"Oh my god, you are ridiculous," Shane said with a huff. He knew what was going on now, and he had to resist laughing at the dramatics.

Ilya finally looked at Shane, sporting a pitiful look as if to say 'poor me' with his eyes. "First, my husband won’t touch me. Now, he says mean things about me."

"Ilya, come on. You know I didn't do it on purpose. I just get concentrated on things," Shane offered, playing into Ilya's little scene now.

"Yes, I know, but you usually still will touch me. At least acknowledge I am here," Ilya responded, sniffing at the end with a little pout on his lips.

Shane set his iPad aside and patted the couch beside him with an endeared smile on his face. He would never admit it, but Shane loved these little moments where Ilya indirectly asked for what he wanted. If a silly exchange was necessary to end up cuddling on the couch sometimes, Shane would never tell him to stop.

"You’re right. I’m sorry. I really was just focused on reading. It’s a lot of legal stuff so I had to concentrate. Come here."

Ilya let out a pleased hum and shuffled over to drape himself across Shane’s chest. His head quickly nuzzled into his preferred spot, and Ilya only had to wait a few seconds for Shane's hand to start running through his hair.

"Yes, much better. My husband loves me again."

Shane huffed a laugh before dropping a kiss on Ilya's head. "I never stopped, you big baby."

"Yours," Ilya mumbled into Shane's neck.

"Hmm?"

Ilya lifted his head just enough to kiss Shane's chin, and he repeated himself. "Your big baby."

Shane gently lowered Ilya's head back to his chest and squeezed him a little tighter in his arms. "Yeah, my big baby."

[monlvssnoopy]

i loveeeee to read ilya is shane’s baby, because yes, ilya deserves to be someone’s baby and shane was born for that job, no application needed

[sunnypeachyy]

Ember & Ice - Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie

[monlvssnoopy]

this is my roman empire

[eddiediazluvr]

god they are just so hot together

[sunnypeachyy]

Connor Storrie | Interview Magazine

[freezethismoment]

saw a post that said shane is the most Boy to ever boy and i love that so much. he is so Boy.

and now i’m thinking about how he loves to be romantic and chivalrous to ilya— like when they get to the cottage and shane carries ilya’s bag in. he’s a great Boyfriend(husband.) he holds the door for ilya every chance he gets, and ilya (not so) secretly Looooooves it. when they’re at the bar with their team, shane will ask ilya if he wants a drink and go get it for him, hands it off to ilya with a little here you go, baby and then sits at a stool at the bar and ilya leans back between shane’s legs. at team cookouts, shane will tug on ilya’s arm as he’s talking to people until he’s sitting in his lap and ilya will go willingly without even pausing his conversation. shane will grin and wrap his arms around ilya’s stomach, kiss his shoulder. when they’re out to dinner and the bill comes shane will put his card down and ilya will make it a big thing, like oh thank you shane you’re sooo sweet and shane will be like ah it’s no trouble baby (they have a shared bank account.) he loves taking care of his baby!!!!!!! there’s been a rare time or two where shane and ilya are at a club and shane will let go and have a few drinks, get wonderfully tipsy and ilya will drag him out to dance. shane will hold ilya’s hips as ilya dances against him.

this doesn’t really connect to shane is such a Boy. anyway shane is such a Boy who loves taking care of his ilya

[madebymothman]

Shhhh.... he's eeping...