did you handle it well?

madeline. 21. high-key dead inside. |18+ only please|

[tropigothic]

I got some new sunglasses from Ash Lash and they’re hella cute, so…ya know. Photos—with and without wig, but that’s not an invitation to tell me to grow my hair out, so don’t even think about it.

[samsketchbook]

The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

LIE STILL (x13) ”

[katezombie]

me: *sees sixpenceee post a new scary story post*

brain: hoe dont do it

me: *reads it*

brain: oh my god

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[englishgradinrepair]

Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!

Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[cipheramnesia]

@runcibility that you?

[calystarose]

please unmute :D

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

[adhighdefinition]

my adhd ass: don’t worry, i’ll remember it my adhd ass:

[a-flickering-soul]

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

[a-flickering-soul]

one…….tentacle…….

[a-flickering-soul]

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

[a-flickering-soul]

every day you grow more beautiful…….

[a-flickering-soul]

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[testostergnomes]

When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?

[goosewithajob]

[babyanimalgifs]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

he loves you give him a hug you monster

[captainchilly]

Michael: Yeah! You too?

[thesageleaf16]

I don’t even know what the actual gameplay looked like because I was so entertained by Gavin and Bruce

[dankmemeuniversity]