NAH

[sunforgrace]

me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

[grossnational]

via Macbaconai

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Jest (Jeans Vest)

Item: sack of wet mice (3d2 Bludgeon)

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[soulaanadelrey]

Rest In Peace, Mac Miller.

[thesundanceghost]

Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

[cumbrane]

[sharpmouth]

The Scene from the x files pilot, as seen on my 1999 crt tv :)

[memewhore]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

[spaceinvaydr]

[bmashine-deactivated20240516]

The skeleton of a heavy tank is-3 on the island of Shikotan.

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[lia-atreides]

AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as TANGERINE BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch

[sonic-awesome-ness]

[cellobuster]

[railroadreverie]

[glutko]

🤨

[mitchipedia]

Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

[neil-gaiman]

Oh those Mexicanised dishes.

[wifemoji]

a flaccid dick is so so so beautiful actually i get why all the statues and paintings have soft dicks theyre so lovely like a small woodland creature you just want to cup them in your hands and drop your voice to a whisper in pure awe

[official-penis-posts]

Offlacid Penis Post