Dogspit

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[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[thefragman]

LIFE ACCELERATORS

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[nkapurge]

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

[aidashakur]

Currently soft launching my disappearance

[mollyjames]

Actually, I rather like being trans

[mollyjames]

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

[segamascott]

happy pride month

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

[superstarsisi]

i don’t ask for much but i might start

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you