the soladar series' only #1 fan

skeleton • 28 • she/they • i am normal about my fiancé's unpublished book series

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[totallynotgayforyou]

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[yorgen-sh]

[zakifairer]

Garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[ourqueenwanda]

My collection. Please lmk if yall have more I would love to expand.

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[xanaxfarts]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

[inactive-339944]

[eclogues]

can i come over and crawl on you

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[cikero]

girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago

ok