Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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macklin celebrini has autism
Kiana Khansmith
tannertan36
Jules of Nature
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
taylor price
sheepfilms
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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oozey mess
wallacepolsom
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@skelenyxx
Me: I want the next chapter of my fic to be out…
My brain: So write it.
Me:
Me: I wanna write a one shot…
My brain: Write one then.
Me:
Me: I really like this concept for a fanfic, but I can’t find anything written about it…
Brain: then you write it.
Me:
Me: I HAVE AN IDEA
Brain: Write it
Me:
ok… wig
this looks more real than real life
I’m losing my shit I need to redownload this game
You ever just... yell about #black veil brides??
All the time in high school
According to all known laws of #mcr fanfiction, there is no way a #black veil brides fanfiction should be able to #kpop.
Oh dear god
*In a group chat*
Kaminari: lol I’m dying help
Sero: oof same
Ashido: me af
Kirishima: rip, what’s up man?
Bakugou: Good.
Kaminari: no like I’m legit dying
Kaminari: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot
Kaminari: the lol is a habit
Kaminari: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*
6 people are typing…
Most feral people on Earth:
Marching bands stopping to get lunch while on a road trip
Debate teams while getting dinner in an unfamiliar city
Theater kids at a restaurant after a show
You could just say “artists celebrating” and leave it at that
See also:
• cosplayers getting dinner after a long day at Con
Hhhhhhh I still haven’t read last week’s MHA chapter and I feel like I’m missing out even tho it’s literally chpt 3 of a new arc so there’s nothing happening
Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”
Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”
Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”
Me:
Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”
Me:
Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
Everything’s cute until you check the price tag
“this is cute~~*”
“….”
“lmao not for 35$ its not”
Ok but “….” is literally the face of when you see the price
Peter Parker after leaving the soul stone: so what did i miss?
Tony: the Jonas Brothers are back together kid
Peter:
Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*
Cake department:
@marsincharge
The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk
Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep
Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you
You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.
my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic
this is completely unconnected to the meme, I just really like Despacito.
praying for op so they can discover what an aux cord is 😢🙏
WAIT BUT I HAVE THAT STEREO SYSTEM AND IT DOES HAVE BLUETOOTH LMAO
The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
these are the money bakugous, rb for explosive prosperity
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
Hes a chaotic dumbass 😂
Lip Guitar
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd” “What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
(Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)
“What”
(Leaves the room without saying anything)
“Hey penis”
“THAT’S NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT”
The only correct response to ‘Hey sis’ is ‘what do you want?’
Me: “Sup”
Sibling: *untranslatable grunt*
Me: *enters room* hey
Sister: *completely and purposely ignores me*
Me: great talk *leaves room*
