HEY GUYS IF YOU WANNA GO ASK THE GREAT PAPYRUS A QUESTION!!! (image is a link to the tweet)
*clenches fist* For the Brand(tm)
i asked who his parents are, i know we aren't going to get that lore but its worth a shot
The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

roma★
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bright Sessions

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bliss lane
Phantogram Three
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Product Placement
NASA
tumblr dot com
Fieri Frames

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HEY GUYS IF YOU WANNA GO ASK THE GREAT PAPYRUS A QUESTION!!! (image is a link to the tweet)
*clenches fist* For the Brand(tm)
i asked who his parents are, i know we aren't going to get that lore but its worth a shot
Dick: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Jason: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
me to me
deathofcynch?? idk
Spookyspatulaan’t
Selfhatred-jason-69
gods-leastfavorite-parent
Stony
Look at the last one hhhhh
tinasgothergrooveback
hatinglancefluff
ugly-fat-reality (mE THO)
Cis….. um…. venom??
HumanityYaoiPeasant?
truscumforme????
uh. masterpiece… idk fuckin everything eats bugs
Frogoutyoii hehehe(no one will understand)
Masteralto79
humanhater96?
hey. since autism speake is on tiktok send me stuff to send to them. anything will do. or send it yourself, lets drive them insane
an actual interaction of a.s frisk and guard.
a.s frisk, laying on the floor staring at the ceiling: i just inhaled an entire can of febreze and i am trippy balls right now.
guard: oh my stars, why would you do that??
a.s frisk, trying to stand up: better question is why am i still alive?
………………………………………….
:( Aw man
HJDGFHSGFS
,,,,,,,,, OKAY /j
Such inspiration of wording.
Ok seriously though I- why did I get this 😭
ummmmm
Lets not do that
Haha thats not happening:)/
Amazing
HAGSHAGSGAGSHGA WHAT-
Lets goooo👹
Hmmhmgmjl
Omg- *WHEEEEEZE-*
I LOVE THIS
Well if you say so-
guess you gotta touch my ass now
HECK YEAH!
I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN ANIME!
ANIME IS REAL-
will do. that mfer deserves it for putting me in a flesh sack on this stupid planet against my will!
hi! i decided to do mentha's facial expressions. also more facts after the pictures.
mentha is banned from some aus. these aus include
Undernovela -permanent
dancefell- permanent until further notice
felltale- permanent
candytale - permanent
the doodle sphere (that is temporary however.. its only for 3 years, also i am aware its not an au but as its linked with ink, an alternate version of sans... im classing as an au).
dolltale - permanent untill further notice
sixbones - temporary/ untill they get therapy..
horrorswap -permanent..
horrorlust- permanent
more bans will probably happen in the future.
mentha's pranks are mostly harmless.. mostly, a few have ended poorly.. in the two horror bans he thought that leaving Laxitve lased food would be a fun joke.. it was not.
mentha actually likes hanging out with papyruses, especially since he has only really been around different kinds of sanses. although sweettale papyrus, his uncle, will always be his favorite papyrus.
mentha will just stare off into nothing, often facing people. sometimes intentional and other times not.
mentha is 15 years old, but they tend to act older then they are.. especially to help separate potential fights or arguments among their siblings.
mentha's secondary obsession is souvenirs. they want to have at least one thing from any au they visit. and it has to represent that au. their favorite so far is from horrorlust, its grillby's sign(another reason they were banned..). =)
mentha's sometimes will make animal sounds to communicate just because its fun to see others reactions.. they especially like to confuse their dads, Flare and Mint. but Error is fun to watch react. mentha's most common noise is hissing (more common and involuntary when upset or uncomfortable).
mentha drinks straight up milk. sometimes mixing it to freak others out.. even if the mixture takes gross, like monster energy and milk. -999/10 will never do it again.
the have stolen things that aren't blankets or things the plan on keeping. these things are often returned with the person is no longer looking for them. like stretch's smokes, Error's chocolate, classic papyrus' gloves, any frisk's shoes.
mint is by @hheisa
flare is by @melaton1nx
mentha by me.
“Look,” said the demon. “This is the 13th time you’ve summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you’re getting all these souls.”
"i picked them up at your mom's house after screwing your dad. now are you going to take it and give me my money or revenge on someone i hate or what?"
Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid
hello! this is a ship child of mint and flare!.
Mentha, the first part of Mentha spicata subsp. citrata which is a strawberry mint.
(i wish i could make them digitally but my phone screen and my patience is too small for that)
they indeed does have a strawberry and scoop of ice cream. there is a strawberry sause that mixes with the ice cream (idk what flavor to have it..). the strawBerry's leaves are similar to their dad, flare's fire. however they dont grow insize and its hard to tell unless your actually looking.
they prefer their long sleeved hoodie, that has fake plastic claws on them. it can change its words kinda like fresh sans' (who Mentha actually enjoys messing with. ) but unlike fresh swear words will appear like "fuck", " fuck yeah!", "fuck no!", "...shit".. often when they are in trouble, think of a bad, but funny plan or hears someone else say a dangerous plan.
Mentha prefers they/them/theirs or it/its but will use he/him/his for people who dont know how to use his prefered ones.
Mentha, dispite pulling pranks and liking to cause trouble, hates confrontation. hence them having separate pronouns for those who dont know how to use their preferred ones.
they dont speak much. their sentences tend to be short and to the point.
they struggle with regulating their empathy. what i mean is that they'll be unable to comfort you over a dead family member or a break up but will be sobbing with you over your dead pet, missing stuffed animal, or anything small.
blanket horder. you better hide your blankets when they aren't in use, they will jump aus just to stell a blanket.
can stay in the anti void but its too white so expect them to be making a blanket fort or near any source of colour, like error's bean bag...
mint belongs to @hheisa
flare belongs to @melaton1nx
OH MY SWEET JESUS THIS ONE IS SO CUTEE ITS STRAWBERRY THEMEDDD AAAA
thank you!
i made them strawberry themed because know in sweettale monsters are based of candys they embody and flare likes strawberries.. so that manifested into the their appearance.
i probably should have added before the original post that, depending on what the person doing it prefers, when licked they can taste like strawberries or mint.. or in a few extremely rare cases something that isn't even a candy or sweet, like mustered. Mentha doesn't like being licked though.
hello! this is a ship child of mint and flare!.
Mentha, the first part of Mentha spicata subsp. citrata which is a strawberry mint.
(i wish i could make them digitally but my phone screen and my patience is too small for that)
they indeed does have a strawberry and scoop of ice cream. there is a strawberry sause that mixes with the ice cream (idk what flavor to have it..). the strawBerry's leaves are similar to their dad, flare's fire. however they dont grow insize and its hard to tell unless your actually looking.
they prefer their long sleeved hoodie, that has fake plastic claws on them. it can change its words kinda like fresh sans' (who Mentha actually enjoys messing with. ) but unlike fresh swear words will appear like "fuck", " fuck yeah!", "fuck no!", "...shit".. often when they are in trouble, think of a bad, but funny plan or hears someone else say a dangerous plan.
Mentha prefers they/them/theirs or it/its but will use he/him/his for people who dont know how to use his prefered ones.
Mentha, dispite pulling pranks and liking to cause trouble, hates confrontation. hence them having separate pronouns for those who dont know how to use their preferred ones.
they dont speak much. their sentences tend to be short and to the point.
they struggle with regulating their empathy. what i mean is that they'll be unable to comfort you over a dead family member or a break up but will be sobbing with you over your dead pet, missing stuffed animal, or anything small.
blanket horder. you better hide your blankets when they aren't in use, they will jump aus just to stell a blanket.
can stay in the anti void but its too white so expect them to be making a blanket fort or near any source of colour, like error's bean bag...
mint belongs to @hheisa
flare belongs to @melaton1nx
Blue, after learning that Ink also speaks French: Do you think Ink thinks in English or French?
Dream: Bold of you to assume Ink thinks.
sorry i dont have anywhere else to post this. tw for threats of violence.. and me venting
mom wonders why i dont tell her things. i mention intrusive thoughts and she thinks its from YouTube when i dont watch things like that. or how i have poor memory. now she is wanting to get an electric pattle and or taser so she can sap me everytime "i forgot"..
ive been diagnosed with adhd and several other things but she thinks its bullshit because of an issue she caused. aka too much internet at a young age. but its not. ive experienced these symptoms for my whole life but ive masked because dispite my mom being physically disabled she is abliest. its ok for her to forget and lash out, feel worthless and shit but when i, a 17 year old who has tried multiple times to kms, had multiple panic attacks and memories i know happened but always gets met with a "i never said that" or "that never happened.".. so know i cant tell what really happened 5 minutes ago or not.
i mentioned i have intrusive thoughts and she snapped at me "no you dont this is bullshit"....
i so badly wanted to say "oh, so you've never one thought of stabbing yourself well holding a knife? or someone else. oh or turning the car into the other lane?". why doesn't she understand that intrusive thoughts are a part of the illnesses i have, that she cant read my fucking mind and that I'm the one that has to live with my thoughts. not her.
i hate her and i want to move out but i can't because i just cant live alone, i cant go out alone for two long without having a panic attack. god i just wish i took the chances to leave when i could. but NO i was too worried, dwelling on what she said years ago. that being "if you leave ill kill myself".
i just want out. i want to be useful. i want to be like everyone else and be able to function...
i spent so much fucking time on this
Lustfell Sans, aka Jam
Like his classic counterpart, Lustfell Sans is lazy, gross, and a pretty weird guy. He is considered ‘unattractive’ by most monsters, because he doesn’t put any effort into his appearance or mannerisms. He’s just himself. But he still fucks a lot. He’s very talented and surprisingly active in bed, often surprising his partners by his enthusiasm.
He mainly uses sex as a tool for comfort and distraction. He is usually anxious and in his own head a lot, so the distraction of getting his dick sucked or making someone else repeatedly cum is very welcome. He’s a switch and he greatly enjoys teasing others, to the point of making them cry and beg.
Like most monsters in Lustfell, Sans is a sadomasochist. He doesn’t seek power, but he enjoys it when he has it. He will always have Papyrus’s back and will not hesitate in protecting him, even if that means murder. But he’s so lazy and perpetually exhausted that he rarely gets into physical altercations. He’d rather sass someone off and teleport the fuck outta there.
He enjoys making dirty jokes, especially knock knock jokes. He’s always too hot and wears fur-lined boots to keep his socks dry as he marches around in the snow, trying to cool off. He doesn’t cook often, but he does enjoy baking, especially fruit pies. He plays the saxophone, which always annoys his brother, even if he’s playing well. He drinks hot sauce, his favorites being Tabasco and sriracha. He dumps it on all of Pap’s meals, which also annoys him.
Sans is aware that he is in a shitty smut AU that I created, and he fucking hates me for it. This has caused him to have existential crises on the reg and to occasionally break the 4th wall. He knows you’re reading this and he absolutely wants to fuck you (if, y’know, you’re into that). he is especially attracted to humans and he’s a chubby chaser. he jokes that they’re ‘easier to catch.’
The part that he knows the 4th wall and knows I’m reading this made me go oh shit! And also that he’s a chubby chaser and jokes their easier to catch… *looks at my self* double oh shit! I’m chubby and I’m a slow runner…*blushes hard*
same here.
Ink, doing the macarena
Killer, doing the chicken dance
Nightmare, from a distance: What-what are they doing?
Dream: I think they are communicating.
Nightmare: ...huh
you know what? my gender head cannons for sans and papyrus in aus. (now ageswap is cannon but the others are just my head cannons. if for ageswap you have headcannons for their genders please tell me. im just curious.)
classic!
sans is genderfluid. their fine with any pronouns and normally wont correct you but somedays they will be like "heya, can you please use (insert pronouns/neo pronouns)? thanks"
papyrus is Agender. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS DONT HAVE THE NEED FOR GENDER!". does let sans use brother for simplicity sake.
underswap-
swap is bigender, both male and female. someday she feels more like a girl and others he feels like a boy.. swap experiences varying levels of dysphoria relating to gender.
stretch, trans male but will use neo pronouns along side he/him/his such as bone/bones/boneself.
underfell.
fell. one of the few cisgender ones. but like stretch will use neo pronouns ONLY with friends as underfell isnt really a safe place to express yourself. these are red/reds/redself.
edge is non binary with a feminine lean. they can and will kick ass in heels and a skirt without batting an eye. fell is the only one who is allowed to use brother and masculine pronouns for edge outside of the house. (fell only does it cause its harder for him to get use to(he is trying is best.yes he slips up but he has gotten good at using sibling instead of brother) as he pretty much raise papyrus).
swapfell
blackberry is transfem. not much else to say.
bqq/mutt is cismale as supportive of his older sister..
fellswap gold!
wine says he is a cisgender male but is questioning their gender.
coffee is a demiboy. they use xenogenders to help them understand their own gender better.
ageswap.
age(I'll think of a better nicknme for ageswap sans later.) is genderfluid. they are quite comfortable expressing their gender. they also use neo pronouns and xenogenders because they feel right.
guard(again ill think of something better for ageswap papyrus.) is agender. again not much to day.
have a nice day!