Cosmic Entity

shitty bio ig: astroghoul_

[iamhannalashay]

Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.

[skeletalremainss]

Always do

[skeletalremainss]

I swear my clothing style is legit among one of the best styles I've ever seen on anyone.

I should be a men's fashion consultant cuz I could make some dudes look waaaaayyy fucking cooler than they look now hahahaha

FACTS.

[feministism]

[halloweenmuffuckas]

[bluely9]

Mornings like these are the best

[localstarboy]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[biyaself]

Okay but i have to reblog this every time 😂

[la-niec]

When she pulled the drink out I wipe out

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

this was so iconic

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

this was so cute

[dc-hoe-deactivated20200621]

I miss them so much

[babyanimalgifs]

me carrying on with my life while everything is try to hold me back

[theweirdwideweb]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[spasianlove]

🖤 So generous of spirit 🐸

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[skeletalremainss]

Amazing

[skeletalremainss]

I was at this conference for entrepreneurs last night and something really dawned on me...

I was sitting next to these dudes who were babbling about girls, right?

But their mindset was that if they get "jacked" enough, they can get the beautiful chick...

Let me debunk this here and now:

If you're jacked but don't know any social skills, or even more, don't know skills with women...

YOU WONT GET A CUTE GIRL.

It's crazy that some guys still believe that by just being jacked they're gonna get hotties then when they get turned down they get super pissed off and it's like...

Dude!! Wake up!!! Learn some social skills gawt damnit

[fox-and-sparrow]

Hello, October!

[meechonmarss]

the stingray that killed steve irwin got caught lackin

[queenoftongues]

This shit has me in fucking tears!

[kingjaffejoffer]

When his voice started trembling and he said “I got some cheeks waiting on me at the crib”

[rightmemes-blog1]

[sweetoothgirl]

[skeletalremainss]

I've been seeing a FUCK TON of people say they're "depressed" when they have tons of things to be grateful for.

Yet they MAKE THE DECISION to dwell on negative shit.

Why? Makes no sense.

If you're feeling depressed then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT DONT JUST POST YOURE DEPRESSED ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

Actually do something!!!!!!!