Owo Whats This? @w@

I'm a gr8 m8 who wants to die

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

[voidblood]

Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

[voidblood]

I should be honest

They aren’t developed AUs

It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context

[skeletalwaffle]

🥀 The signs as common Halloween monsters 🥀

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The vampire 🥀 // leo, Aquarius, Libra

The werewolf 🌕 // Aries, Pisces, Taurus

The undead 🧠 // Sagittarius, cancer, Gemini

The witch 🌙 // Capricorn, Scorpio, cancer

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[legitastrology]

The Signs as Class of 2021 Tweets

@ TheSignsAs || IG

Aries: 6th graders have declared war on high schoolers!!!!! We will throw vape bombs in your classes and shoot you with silly bands😜😈👊 #WatchUrBack

Taurus: My gf told me she’s home alone and to bring a condiment? I’m so confused lol I’ll just bring mustard😂😊🙈

Gemini: Can’t wait to take our relationship to the next level…… Hopscotch here we come😏😘❤️😈😜😍💑💜💚💙👌

Cancer: Got a problem with me? Have your mom call my mom.👿💆😴👏👊

Leo: First let me hop out my motha effin heelys🚨😎 I don’t want her if that rump don’t sit like a horse🐴🍑

Virgo: Omg 6th grade prom is next week and I’m scared theres gonna be grinding😖😰🙅👎

Libra: Things r changing…🙅lollipops turning into dicks😁🍆 soda becomes alcohol🍻bike helmets turning into condoms😪Disney channel becoming pornhub😳

Scorpio: Hugged my gf and didn’t wear protection……I think she’s pregnant now😁😕😳 #Scared #omg

Sagittarius: Is 6th grade senioritis a thing cause I’m definitely feeling it😅😜💁💯

Capricorn: #MyLifeIn5Words so done with sixth grade😓😖😕👎🙅💆

Aquarius: High schoolers are communists!!!!👊👎😱😁😒😷

Pisces: YAY!!! My mommy said my new bedtime is 9:00pm #$wag #Adult #GrownUp😃😈😎💯LOL at the losers who still have 8:30pm bedtime #Children #Losers😂😭🙅

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Square up thot

[tokai-teio]

[silverhawk]

you know what time it is

[cursedimagez]

#1

[fanonical]

harry: well. that's it. i've had enough. guess it's time to fake my death.

ginny: HARRY GET BACK HERE YOU JUST BURNED YOUR TOAST

[shadow-dio-sama]

YOU CANT SPELL WALUIGI WITH OUT U AND I

[malomis]

Darius painted his first art piece today

[straightboyfriend]

[movedinactivemoved]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]