alas, poor yorick

Happy. This began as a Vampire Chronicles blog but here we are. I like to draw sometimes

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[niamhuncensored]

[video description: a video captioned "Pov: you're visually impaired". a man walks down a road, and notices a sign on a wall. He says "Ah. What is this? Let me get my glasses." He then stands in front of the sign, where he begins to sink as he reads "Beware: Quicks-" he then looks at the camera as he continues to sink into the quicksand and out of frame. End description.]

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[sparklejamesysparkle]

Paul Newman romps at Lido Beach in Venice, Italy, late-August 1963. Paul was in Italy to attend the 24th Venice International Film Festival where his movie Hud was in competition for the Golden Lion Award.

[slimemode]

bad day to be a zoo dolphin

[dogpuppy]

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[lame-beauty-item]

Copyright © 2007 Mike Schweizer.

[formerhellremaking-deactivated2]

long ass car trips are alot like the modern day whaling voyage if you think about it. I think itd really be improved if the passenger seat could launch harpoons at passing pickup trucks though

[lawoftheclaw]

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

[deadelated]

if the government just actually legalized dog blood they could be taxing it and people would be getting and using their dog blood in safer ways

[oneheadtoanother]

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[dricacchi]

a mimir

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[phantomrose96]

Fired from the Walmart for having a “usurper’s disposition”